AWSSkater: i need a new one
SheMaleHo: your “Moo Moo’s” a fag!!!
SheMaleHo: i killed it and nailed it to a crucifix!!!
AWSSkater: FAGGOT
AWSSkater: are you talking to cait?
SheMaleHo: then i barbequed it
SheMaleHo: no
SheMaleHo: im watching you
AWSSkater: ask her why it keeps saying i cant talk to her
SheMaleHo: whA?
SheMaleHo: i can see you out my window…
AWSSkater: cool
AWSSkater: what am i doing
SheMaleHo: i nailed “Moo Moo’s” head on the hood of my car
AWSSkater: what room am i in
SheMaleHo: theone with the computer
SheMaleHo: am i right?
AWSSkater: yes
AWSSkater: and what room is that
SheMaleHo: the one with the keyboard in it
SheMaleHo: it also has a door
SheMaleHo: am i right?
AWSSkater: caits name doesnt work anymore
SheMaleHo: your house is brown
AWSSkater: yes
AWSSkater: you cheated
SheMaleHo: and its on a corner
AWSSkater: you cheated again
SheMaleHo: your upstairs
SheMaleHo: your typing from your bed
AWSSkater: yes
AWSSkater: you’re still cheating
SheMaleHo: you have long black hair
SheMaleHo: ooooh you look so nice
AWSSkater: anything else you’d like to add
AWSSkater: when is my birthday?
SheMaleHo: im gonna feel you….
SheMaleHo: i dont know, i can just see you
AWSSkater: what color is my shirt
SheMaleHo: you know what color it is
AWSSkater: yes, but do you
SheMaleHo: of course! i can see you silly
SheMaleHo: oooh im taking off my pants to look at you
AWSSkater: you’re gay
SheMaleHo: you got it! :-*
AWSSkater: wow
AWSSkater: im right
SheMaleHo: i wish you had no shirt
SheMaleHo: 😛
AWSSkater: but i do
AWSSkater: ask cait why i cant talk to her, i know you can
SheMaleHo: i know
SheMaleHo: i can?
AWSSkater: unless this is her in disguise
AWSSkater: she tricked me like that before, you know
AWSSkater: well she didnt trick me
SheMaleHo: this isnt a trick
AWSSkater: i knew it was her
SheMaleHo: take off your shirt
SheMaleHo: oh c’mon
AWSSkater: um…
AWSSkater: no?
SheMaleHo: my pants are already off, dont waste my time
AWSSkater: im back, ugly
SheMaleHo: i like it when you talk dirty
AWSSkater: oh
AWSSkater: okay
SheMaleHo: say it again
AWSSkater: okay
SheMaleHo: Cryin’ Ryan
AWSSkater: shutup
AWSSkater: Trunks Briefs
SheMaleHo: Cryyyyyyyin’ Ryyyyyyyyan
AWSSkater: ho
SheMaleHo: oooh, Briefs, you wear briefs?
AWSSkater: no actually i wear boxers
AWSSkater: either you keep asking cait stuff or you are her in disguise,
which is it
SheMaleHo: disquise?
SheMaleHo: ooooh kinky, role playing
AWSSkater: what?
SheMaleHo: ok, ill me the bad dog and you be my master, discipline me
AWSSkater: um…
AWSSkater: go in the corner while i piss on your head
SheMaleHo: soooo kinky
AWSSkater: you’re weird
SheMaleHo: lemme get the whip and handcuffs
AWSSkater: that would be okay if you were female, but you arent
AWSSkater: as far as i know
SheMaleHo: y’know, i have a dog, i can bring him over with some whipped cream and peanut butter
AWSSkater: that’s okay
SheMaleHo: we can be a sandwich!
AWSSkater: no
SheMaleHo: well…still want my thong?
AWSSkater: what?
AWSSkater: you scare me
SheMaleHo: im going to throw my purple thong at your window, catch it
AWSSkater: k
SheMaleHo: wait, ill keep them
SheMaleHo: theyre edible
AWSSkater: k
SheMaleHo: and im hungry
AWSSkater: lol
AWSSkater: how many dogs do i have>
AWSSkater: ?
SheMaleHo: oh, Caaiiiiite
AWSSkater: shutup
SheMaleHo: OMG!!! shes flashing me again!
AWSSkater: shutup
SheMaleHo: theres a sign
SheMaleHo: it says….I…..want….you….Ch…whats that?
SheMaleHo: her boob is blocking it
AWSSkater: what?
SheMaleHo: Ch….r….i…damn nipple
SheMaleHo: Chris!
SheMaleHo: me!
AWSSkater: shutup
SheMaleHo: whats the matter Cryin’ Ryan
SheMaleHo: jealous?
AWSSkater: nothing of that sort is happening so it doesnt matter
SheMaleHo: it is
AWSSkater: riiiiigggghhhht, and my name is blowjob
SheMaleHo: oooooooooh sexy
AWSSkater: hey
AWSSkater: no
SheMaleHo: come over to my place, my nickname is…snoow blow
AWSSkater: LOL
AWSSkater: how many cats do i have
SheMaleHo: lemme count
SheMaleHo: hmmmm
SheMaleHo: hmmm
SheMaleHo: not counting the one i nailed to a crucufix…1…
SheMaleHo: Moo moo and Mickey
SheMaleHo: or Kittie
SheMaleHo: whatever
AWSSkater: what color is mickey
SheMaleHo: ummm…
AWSSkater: lol
SheMaleHo: Dark brown…and black striped
SheMaleHo: Ewwww, whats that scab on his head?
AWSSkater: scap is a funny word
SheMaleHo: so is homo…oh wait
AWSSkater: here is a tough question
AWSSkater: where is my birthmark
SheMaleHo: take off all your clothes first
SheMaleHo: i think i see it on your…wait…im to distracted by Caites boob
SheMaleHo: wait…its on…your arm i think
SheMaleHo: am i right?
AWSSkater: yeah
AWSSkater: where
SheMaleHo: Caite…
AWSSkater: what
SheMaleHo: nipple
SheMaleHo: nipple
AWSSkater: boobie
SheMaleHo: nipple
AWSSkater: boobie
SheMaleHo: y’know…im actually…your uncle
SheMaleHo: your long lost uncle
SheMaleHo: and im attracted to you….im a hillbilly
AWSSkater: ::says in a hillbilly accent:: get on yer knees and take down them suspender boy!!
SheMaleHo: Ok sailor!!!
AWSSkater: lol
AWSSkater: or are you a female
AWSSkater: im not sure
SheMaleHo: well lets see….im your uncle!! so could i be male…or female
AWSSkater: lol
AWSSkater: im messing around
SheMaleHo: want some weed from your ol’ uncle?
SheMaleHo: its the herb of the earth
AWSSkater: i hate drugs
SheMaleHo: the herb will set your mind free!, man!!!
AWSSkater: so will spinning around in circles
SheMaleHo: so is doing anal…
AWSSkater: weird
SheMaleHo: you..think anal is weird?
SheMaleHo: obviously youve never tried it
SheMaleHo: come over to my house
SheMaleHo: its the pink frilly one on fudgepacker avenue
AWSSkater: i dont pack fudge
AWSSkater: im not a poopie dick
AWSSkater: by the way, how do you see my room with the curtain closed
SheMaleHo: im your uncle…Clark Kent, i have X-ray Vision
AWSSkater: clark kent doesnt have X-ray vision
SheMaleHo: who would know better? Clark Kent or you Cryin’ Ryan?
AWSSkater: who would know what better
SheMaleHo: who would know better if i had X-ray vision?
SheMaleHo: to tell you a secret, Im superman
SheMaleHo: doesnt it all make sense?
AWSSkater: yeah, but clark kent doesnt have x-ray vision only superman
SheMaleHo: i live in the country, so im a hilbilly, i wear redish tights
so i must have a purple thong SOMEWHERE, and i can see through your curtains
AWSSkater: so that makes you very weird
SheMaleHo: im a hillbilly and i have a shotgun
AWSSkater: what color is the bracelet im wearing
SheMaleHo: hmmmm
SheMaleHo: X-ray visios is kinda color blind but lemme try
AWSSkater: okay
SheMaleHo: its kinda silver…
SheMaleHo: with a purplish tint
SheMaleHo: am i right?
AWSSkater: yes
AWSSkater: actaully pink
AWSSkater: what color are my eyes
SheMaleHo: hmmmm
SheMaleHo: purple…right?
AWSSkater: no
SheMaleHo: oh wait, i was staring at Caites nipple again, sorry
SheMaleHo: brown
AWSSkater: lol
AWSSkater: what color is my real hair
SheMaleHo: hmmmm
SheMaleHo: medium brown
SheMaleHo: just like your pubes…i mean!! your…
AWSSkater: lol
AWSSkater: now you wont know stuff, cait signed off
SheMaleHo: she was online?
AWSSkater: maybe
SheMaleHo: puuuubes
SheMaleHo: nipple
SheMaleHo: Cryin’ Ryan
AWSSkater: that was an old nickname, you dont have to call me that anymore
SheMaleHo: im related to the king of Bahrain
AWSSkater: hey
AWSSkater: i know him
AWSSkater: the poo guy
SheMaleHo: Clark Kents, the hillbilly, purple thong wearing, attracted to his nephew cryin Ryan, prince of Bahrain
AWSSkater: hehe
AWSSkater: so you know the poo guy too
AWSSkater: thats probably you
SheMaleHo: oh yes
SheMaleHo: hes a VERY good freind
AWSSkater: the guy i beat with a wifflle ball bat
SheMaleHo: why did you do that?
SheMaleHo: hes the king of Bahrain!
SheMaleHo: you cant do that to him!!!
AWSSkater: but i did
SheMaleHo: this is an outrage! you must come to my house for your….punishment :Þ
AWSSkater: where do you live then
SheMaleHo: Bahrain but a ihave a house…near you
AWSSkater: where is that
SheMaleHo: its right next to Saudi Arabia, its too small to be on the map anyway
AWSSkater: that’s pretty far away
SheMaleHo: 600 people live there
AWSSkater: lol