davepoobond: hello. i’m michelle branch. i believe you’ve heard my ultra rad single “everywhere” on MTV

Lumpy: lol

davepoobond: i take it that you’ve heard of me

Lumpy: actually no

davepoobond: i play the guitar, but i am actually sooooooooo good i dont have to look while i’m playing

Lumpy: ah

Lumpy: yes

davepoobond: and i look behind me when i’m playing with my band, which is almost never

Lumpy: get the point

davepoobond: ok