davepoobond: nyeahnyeah!

BALTAUR SAMA: Why do I attract barn yard animals?

davepoobond: im no barn animal. i’m a zoooooooooooooooo animal

BALTAUR SAMA: Fine. Why do I attract zoo animals?

davepoobond: zoo animals are cuddddddddly

davepoobond: until they EAT YOU

BALTAUR SAMA: Yes.

davepoobond: you are correct, suh! ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling!!!