While Christmas shopping at a toy store, Barry came across a long line of people waiting for a promised shipment of dolls from Mattel.

As he scanned the line, he noticed his friend, Wally, waiting with all the others. Knowing that Wally had no daughters or young relatives, Barry figured that Wally must like the dolls himself. “Wally, I didn’t know you were a collector!”

“I’m not,” Wally replied.

“Then why are you standing in this long line?”

“Well, I’ve never been able to resist a Barbie queue!”