Yourmomzee: OMG LOOKOUT BEHIND YOU
Yourmomzee: HOLY FUCK
Yourmomzee: IN THE WINDOW
davepoobond: oh noooo my greeen walllsss
Yourmomzee: NO SHIT DUDE
davepoobond: oh noooooo
davepoobond: oh noooooooooooo
Yourmomzee: THERES A FUCKIN GUY
Yourmomzee: WITH A KNIFE
davepoobond: nooooooooooooooooooooooo
davepoobond: theres a guy
davepoobond: with a dildo
davepoobond: actually
Yourmomzee: WOAH
Yourmomzee: TMI DUDE
davepoobond: ;0
Yourmomzee: I DONT WANNA KNOW BOUT YOUR SEX LIFE
davepoobond: yes you do
Yourmomzee: OK YOU CAUGHT ME
davepoobond: i know you do
Yourmomzee: JUST LIKE THAT GUY BEHIND YOU
Yourmomzee: IS GONNA CATCH YOU
davepoobond: yeah
Yourmomzee: OH SHIT
Yourmomzee: FUUCK TURN AROUND
davepoobond: he’s under the covers right now
Yourmomzee: OMG
davepoobond: nekkid
Yourmomzee: DEAR LORD
Yourmomzee: HE’S WEARING GREEN PANTS
davepoobond: he’s like really big right
Yourmomzee: AND A CHECKERED SHIRT
davepoobond: he looks like a wall and everything
Yourmomzee: NO HE’S ON YOUR BED
davepoobond: and he has cuffs on his pants
davepoobond: that look like drawers
davepoobond: oh wait
davepoobond: you meant the guy i just killed in the bed
davepoobond: yeah thats right
davepoobond: i killed him
Yourmomzee: OMG CALL THE PO-LICE
davepoobond: poor lice?
Yourmomzee: AMBER LAMPS
davepoobond: i didnt know lice had a socioeconomical system
Yourmomzee: POLICE
Yourmomzee: PO PO
Yourmomzee: FIVE OH
davepoobond: sorry
davepoobond: i dont know what you mean
Yourmomzee: NICE GO TEEE
davepoobond: why thank you
Yourmomzee: /SARCASM
davepoobond: :((((((((((
davepoobond:
Yourmomzee: AW
Yourmomzee: =3
davepoobond: r u a girl
Yourmomzee: WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO KNOW
davepoobond: a hot girl?
Yourmomzee: IM THE FUCKIN GUY IN YOUR WINDOW
Yourmomzee: LOOKOUT
davepoobond: how do you type
davepoobond: with your mind?
Yourmomzee: FACEBOOK MOBILE
Yourmomzee: DUHHH
davepoobond: chatroulette has a conduit through facebook?
Yourmomzee: IT DOES NOW
davepoobond: wow
davepoobond: caps lock is cruise control for cool btw
Yourmomzee: YOU SURE ARE A QUICK ONE
davepoobond: i am
davepoobond: in bed
Yourmomzee: MY KEYBOARD IS BROKE
davepoobond: ohhhhhhh
davepoobond: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yourmomzee: SO I CANT TURN ON CAPS
Yourmomzee: LOCK
davepoobond: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yourmomzee: I MAKE THAT SOUND IN BED
davepoobond: but wh-y
Yourmomzee: WITH YOUR MOM
davepoobond: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yourmomzee: BURN
davepoobond: sick burnnnnnnnnnn
davepoobond: wow twins
davepoobond: stop copying me
Yourmomzee: YOU’RE COPYING ME BRO
davepoobond: no man
davepoobond: i thought it first
Yourmomzee: HAHA SEE I FUCKIN TOLD YOU
Yourmomzee: TURN AROUND
Yourmomzee: EVERY NOW N THEN I GET A LITTLE BIT CLOSER
davepoobond: it was just my dog
davepoobond: you wanna see her
Yourmomzee: DEPENDS WHAT DOG MEANS
Yourmomzee: HOT DOG? NO TY
Yourmomzee: SEEN ENOUGH
Yourmomzee: OH SHIT
Yourmomzee: WHATS HER NAME
Yourmomzee: WAIT
Yourmomzee: SALY
Yourmomzee: SALLY
davepoobond: Danny
Yourmomzee: I TOLD YOU LOOK BEHIND YOU THERES A KILLER DOG
davepoobond: killer dog with a knife
Yourmomzee: I HAD A HAMPSTER NAMED DANNY
Yourmomzee: WHEN I WAS IN 6TH GRADE
Yourmomzee: HE DIED
davepoobond: sorry to hear
davepoobond: i had a teacher named Mrs. Judy
Yourmomzee: YEAH ITS OK IT WAS AWHILE AGO
davepoobond: she died
Yourmomzee: AWW
Yourmomzee: RIP JUDY
davepoobond: and a teacher named Mrs. Clement
davepoobond: she was the walking dead
davepoobond: she taught science
Yourmomzee: SCIENCE RULES
davepoobond: but she shoulda taught history
davepoobond: CAUSE SHE’S THAT OLD
Yourmomzee: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
davepoobond: GET IT
Yourmomzee: OMG CAUSE SHE’S TAHT OLD RIGHT
davepoobond: OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO GOOD
Yourmomzee: I FUCKIN SAW THAT COMIN IAN
davepoobond: DUDE
davepoobond: WE’RE LIKE
davepoobond: TOTALLY ATTUNED TO ONE ANOTHER
Yourmomzee: SHIT DUDE YOURE ON MY LVL
davepoobond: YEAH, LVL 80
davepoobond: LOLOL
Yourmomzee: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
davepoobond: GET ITTTT
Yourmomzee: YOU PLAY WOW
davepoobond: YES
Yourmomzee: NO FUCKIN WAY
davepoobond: YES FUCKIN WAY
Yourmomzee: NOW YOURE EMBARRASSED
Yourmomzee: LOOK AT YOU
Yourmomzee: IM ON RIGHT NOW
davepoobond: WHAT SERVER
Yourmomzee: DUDE WATCH YOURE IN MY GUILD
davepoobond: probably
Yourmomzee: DARK IRON
davepoobond: fail
Yourmomzee: EPIC WIN
davepoobond: <- Ner’zhul
Yourmomzee: YOU MUST BE HORDE
davepoobond: ally
Yourmomzee: OK THANK GOD
davepoobond: yeah i hate horde too
Yourmomzee: CAUSE YOU DONT SEEM LIKE AN ASSHOLE JOHN
davepoobond: at least on my server
Yourmomzee: CAN I CALL YOU JOHN
davepoobond: sure
Yourmomzee: WHATS YOUR NAME
Yourmomzee: DANNY?
davepoobond: ill call you Antoine
davepoobond: Dave
Yourmomzee: OK JOHN
Yourmomzee: IM GOIGN FOR LOREMASTER RIGHT NOW
davepoobond: i did that like last year
Yourmomzee: HAHAHA FAIL
davepoobond: im working on the insane
Yourmomzee: DUDE
Yourmomzee: I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THAT TODAY
Yourmomzee: I HAVE A FRIEND WHO’S DOIN IT
davepoobond: what a nub!
Yourmomzee: ITS FUCKIN INSANE
davepoobond: save your pristine black diamonds
Yourmomzee: OH SHIT YOURE SERIOUS
Yourmomzee: YOU KNOW YOUR SHIT
davepoobond: thats just a tip
Yourmomzee: I DONT HAVE ANY
Yourmomzee: THATS NOT THE HARD PART DAVE
davepoobond: well then i guess you cant save any???
Yourmomzee: ITS THE DARKMOON REP
davepoobond: you think thats the hard part?
davepoobond: thats just a money sink
Yourmomzee: I HAVE 791G
davepoobond: if you’re totally inept at making money, yeah i guess itd be hard
davepoobond: i have like 100k
Yourmomzee: DUDE IS THAT ALL YOU DO
Yourmomzee: IS CHATROULETTE AND WOW
davepoobond: yeah pretty much
Yourmomzee: DAMN
davepoobond: life is cool
Yourmomzee: ME TO
Yourmomzee: YOU SHOULD SEND ME SOME G
Yourmomzee: I MEAN YOU DONT NEED 100KI
davepoobond: and i fuck around with my web site
Yourmomzee: DAVEISKEWL.COM
davepoobond: ya
Yourmomzee: I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE
davepoobond: great to know it
Yourmomzee: PS
Yourmomzee: LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU DAVE
Yourmomzee: OMFG
Yourmomzee: WHAT WAS THAT SERVER
davepoobond: ner’zhul
Yourmomzee: WHATS YOUR NAME
davepoobond: US
davepoobond: Zierkka
Yourmomzee: IMA MAKE A CHAR
davepoobond: sounds good bro
Yourmomzee: XFER TO DARK IRON BRO
Yourmomzee: WE’RE THE SHIT
Yourmomzee: HAVE YOU DOWNED THE LK
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: i’m in a icc25 hard mode group
davepoobond: guild
davepoobond: everything but H-LK down so far
Yourmomzee: OH FUCK DUDE
Yourmomzee: YOUR REALM POP. IS HIGH
Yourmomzee: IM WORKIN ON 10 MAN LK
davepoobond: normal?
Yourmomzee: MY GUILDS BEEN WIPING FOR WEEKS IT SUCKS
Yourmomzee: YES
Yourmomzee: NORMAL
davepoobond: dude ill totally get on
davepoobond: and you can see my gear
davepoobond: go to IF
Yourmomzee: k i made a dwarf pally
Yourmomzee: haha this is hilarious