MadManWithAnAxe: well, well, well

davepoobond: eh eh eh?

MadManWithAnAxe: look what the cat dragged in

MadManWithAnAxe: if it isn’t mister slap-happy himself

davepoobond: look what your MOM dragged in

davepoobond: hahaha

MadManWithAnAxe: awwwwwwww

MadManWithAnAxe: :'( you can be so cruel sometimes, davey

davepoobond: sorry

MadManWithAnAxe: it’s ok

MadManWithAnAxe: i know what it feels like to be anally raped by my father….wait…no i don’t…sorry, i can’t help you

davepoobond: hmm

MadManWithAnAxe: i’m sorry, i’m all out of bananas