davepoobond: hey gertrude

dinsageofpower: what?

dinsageofpower: who is this?

davepoobond: its me! dave! y’know, i rented you out last night

davepoobond: and you gave me your AIM sn cause you wanted to talk to me again

dinsageofpower: THIS IS NOT A WHORE, GO AWAY

davepoobond: what the hell?

davepoobond: gertrude, don’t be messing around…

davepoobond: you’re gonna lose a customer

dinsageofpower: MY NAME IS NOT GERTRUDE FUCK DAMMIT

dinsageofpower: GO AWAY

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He warns me to 35%.

I warn him to 49% from 19%.

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dinsageofpower: FINE

dinsageofpower: ILL MEET U SAME PLACE 9:00

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I warn him to 64%.

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dinsageofpower signed off at 3:28:59 PM.