MyLeftTesticle: Hey, do you know of any famous murder criminal freaks? I need a list of about ten or so…

davepoobond: jack the ripper

davepoobond: something the mauler

davepoobond: black widow

davepoobond: dracula

davepoobond: charles manson

MyLeftTesticle: Fuck you.

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: what

MyLeftTesticle: Dracula’s not a criminal murder guy.

davepoobond: well the others are

MyLeftTesticle: I know.

davepoobond: frankenstein

MyLeftTesticle: Okay.

davepoobond: he killed his father

davepoobond: y’know

MyLeftTesticle: Yes, that’s sad.

davepoobond: hellz ya. can you imagine killing your father with your brute strength?

davepoobond: i mean he musta felt a lot of love for him to hug him to death

MyLeftTesticle: No, I’m a midget, I have no strength.

davepoobond: well of course you do

davepoobond: midgets pack more force for the punch

davepoobond: and so does macho man randy savage

MyLeftTesticle: Macho Man should go back to the WWF.

davepoobond: WWE

davepoobond: but yeah he should

MyLeftTesticle: Oh yeah…

davepoobond: he’s too cool

MyLeftTesticle: WWE, that’s so stupid.

MyLeftTesticle: Oooooh YEAH, brother.

davepoobond: did he say “boy”

davepoobond: or did he say both

MyLeftTesticle: I think so….Maybe he said both.

MyLeftTesticle: He used to be rivals with Hogan for a while on WCW. That was awesome.

davepoobond: they were in a legal battle with the wildlife wilderness federation i think. something like that. they just got sick of it and changed their name

davepoobond: yeah

MyLeftTesticle: I thought they changed it to WWE ’cause they owned all the wrestling corporations now.

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: they own ECW too?

MyLeftTesticle: Yes.

davepoobond: heh

MyLeftTesticle: They had ECW before they had WCW.

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: i didnt even know wcw was gone until like this month

davepoobond: or last month

MyLeftTesticle: Heh.

davepoobond: i wanna get sound clips of macho man