you are my fuckin friend.

and i hope you know thats fuckin true.

no matter what the fuck happens.

i will stand the fuck by you.

i will fuckin be here for you.

whenever the fuck you need me.

to lend a fuckin hand.

to do a fuckin good deed.

so just fuckin call on me.

whenever the fuck you need anything.

fuck i will always be there.

even to the bitter fuckin end.

forward this promise to all your fuckin friends

to show your fuckin friendship

and watch who sends it the fuck back to you.