One night, a guy walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink. Then he asked for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender got worried.

“What’s the matter?” the bartender asked.

“My wife and I got into a fight,” explained the guy, “and she vowed not to talk to me for 31 days . . .”

He took another drink, and said, “And tonight is the last night.”