After attempting to set a new record by beating his meat to the same picture for 8 hours, Dave was rudely interrupted by an IM from a mysterious Ilovedavepoobondyesdavepoobondfromsquackleheissooooohot34@aol.com (appearently Ilovedavepoobondyesdavepoobondfromsquackleheissooooohot 1-33 were already taken) Dave was intrigued because he had never heard any appraise for
squackle…ahem…suquakle before… all the “fan mail” was actually him incognito. Thier conversation went a little something like this
ILDPBYDPBFSHISH34: i love you
Davepoobond: brb, i just started beating it.
(approx. 36 seconds later)
Davepoobond: ok, done
ILDPBYDPBFSHISH34: Will you marry me?
Davepoobond: yeah, ok
(Davepoobond and ILDPBYDPBFSHISH34 get married via getmarriedtoatotalstrangerovertheinternet.net)
On next week’s episode!: Will Dave and his secret admirer meet? Will ILDPBYDPBFSHISH34 turn out to be a 4’3″ overweight slightly balding spanish speaking hill troll with a pair of wire frame glasses and a stutter? the answers to that and more….is yes.