Announcer: did you ever take a big crap, and can’t seem to get the smell of your crap out of your bathroom?

 

(there’s a guy’s face that looks disgusted as green gas goes in front of his face and he tries to fan it away with his hand)

 

Announcer: take back your bathroom! Make your bathroom smell like a bathroom again, with Bathroom Sniff!

 

(the guy’s face starts smiling, as an aerosol can sprays white gas into the green and makes it go away)

 

(the guy’s face starts smiling, as an aerosol can sprays white gas into the green and makes it go away)

 

Announcer: isn’t that fantastic?

 

Guy: thanks Bathroom Sniff! Now my bathroom smells like a bathroom again! And with the great, informative labels on the can, I’ll know that I’ll inhale CFCs which deplete the O-Zone Layer, and I’ll know that my life span will be cut shorter and shorter with each use!

 

(a big smile as the camera focuses in on his face)

 

Announcer: yes, that’s right. An unfortunate side effect, but where’s the PROOF? Show me some proof! CFCs are good for you! You suckers! You’ll all sniff anything I tell you to! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Comes in different smells, including Regular Bathroom, Apartment Bathroom, Hotel Bathroom, and Porta-Potty. Bathroom Sniff is not liable for how its consumers use its products, and if someone dies of regular non-abusive use of this product, don’t call us, we don’t care.

 

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