Jack with sports

Lucky with weather

Dude with top stories

Dude: Hello and welcome tonight we have-

Lucky: Is it my turn?

Dude: … NO…as I was saying-

Lucky: The weather outside is good for-

Dude: Dude like, its my turn quit bustin in

Lucky: But the weather is good

Dude: Don’ make me hurt you

Lucky: Hey do you have a pet monkey?

Dude: …

Lucky: I have one…actully two…last night there were really strange noises

Dude: OOOOOOK…thats enough of that

Lucky: and the weather…its simply-

Dude: ENOUGH WITH THE WEATHER

Jack: Hey super bowl is on…YEE HAW

Dude: oh boy now Jack

Lucky: Sports SUCK

Jack: WHAT AND YOU THINK WEATHER’s ANY BETTER?

Lucky: …well,uhm,yeah

jAcK: err get ready to die

Lucky: Hey look the guy making this story made your letters funny

jAcK: huh?

Lucky: look up, it says jAcK and not Jack

jAcK: why i’m gonna kill him…HEY YOU CHANGE MY LETTERS BACK

Jack: thanks…

Dude: dude now with top stories…hey where’d my top stories paper go?

Lucky: Uh nowhere…there uh over there behind the bathrookm door.

Dude: I’ll go get ’em (Dude starts walking in the bathroom)

Lucky: (locks Dude in the bathroom)good enough of him

Jack: WEATHER SUCKS

End