DBC News Broadcast 4

Now top stories with David…

Sports with Davis…

Weather with Daveed…

a few words with Fiddlesticks…

and The Special Guest Corner with Binky

 

David: Now for the top stories… 1. DBC is going to sue another TV station for taking our material! Its a stupid little station called Matt to the 2nd Power Studios!

 

Daveed : Rifles… check… rocket launchers… check… grenades… check… timed mines… check… remote mines… check… proximity mines… check…

 

David: What the heck are you doing????

 

Daveed: We are going to sue them… right?

 

David: Yeah…so

 

Daveed: Suppose they win!!! I ain’t lettin’ them off THAT easy

 

David: We’re going to SUE them not start a some weird war called TV Station War I. Imagine what ABC, NBC, and CBS will do!

 

Fiddlesticks: What’s TV Station War I?

 

(everybody ignores Fiddlesticks)

 

Daveed: So what!!!! I’m gonna raid their studio with or without you guys!!! F-14…check…tank…check…MiG-25…check…Nuclear bomb… check…missiles…check…Aircraft Carrier…check… Apache Helicopter…check…Cobra Helicopter…check…bazooka…check…oh yeah, I forgot! My squirt gun! Hmm…what else am I missing?

 

Davis (while Daveed is checking his supplies): Hey!!! It’ll be a great topic for my sports column!!! Speaking of sports…

 

Now Sports with Davis… Davis: 1. Too bad. Our rivals took all the info away from us!!! So there’s no sports.

 

David: Oh I almost forgot!!!!! We have a whole NEW cast of members coming!!!! And of course we’ll still be here!!! And they’re coming next episode!!! Here’s the list of people coming, they also have a comment for us!!!

 

Johnny Bravo: Hey!!! There’s a bunch of teeny weeny bikini girls out there!!! What da hell am I doing here??

 

Melonhead: Huh?? Wait!!! I didn’t do anything!!! What am I doing here?? I’m just a melonhead, what do you expect from me????

 

Beep Beep: Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Honk Honk

 

AAAghhh: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Mr.Rock: ……………………………………………………….

 

Garfield: yawwwnn! Ok, now where’s my lasagna? You told me I’d get some if I said something, and I did. At least give me 20 bucks to go to a restaurant or somethin!

 

Davis (pushing Garfield away): That’s a heck of a lineup!!!!

 

David: Yeah! But some people won’t be in the show. Like Beep Beep, AAAghhh, and Mr. Rock. We just put them in for the heck of it!!! But these people might make a cameo appearance someday!

 

(Daveed loads his gun and makes a… well you know how it sounds)

 

Daveed: OK I’m going down there now, whoever wants to come get some guns and some body armor.

 

David: Uh oh, we gotta go. When Daveed starts he never stops. Unless his girlfriend tells him to stop. Excuse me did I say girlfriend? I meant X-Girlfriend….

 

Daveed: I never liked her anyway!!!!!! One day she got on my nerves than I just pulled out a gun and BANG!!!!

 

Davis: Women… you need’em but you can’t live with them.

 

David (looking mad at Davis): Shut up

 

Binky: I ain’t going!!!! I’m doing my part of the show!!!!…

 

(everyone looks at Binky)

 

Binky: Oh, what the heck it’s not like I have anybody to interview

 

Daveed: HA HA! WE GONNA KICK ASS!

 

(everyone runs out the door)

(gun shots can be heard ringing out in the distance)

 

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