Parody of WWE’s Billy Gunn “Mr. Ass” theme.

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Gunn’s an ass man
Yeah Bill’s an ass man…

Yeahhhhhhh

He loves to love ‘em, he loves to lick ‘em
He loves to squeeze ‘em, he loves to fuck ‘em
Loves to smack ‘em, he loves to feel ‘em
He loves to pinch ‘em, and he’s gonna fuck ‘em

Cause Gunn’s an assman, yeah, Bill’s an assman
Yes, he’s an assman, ohh oh oh
He’s an assman

So many asses, so little time
A big hairy one, can stop him on the dime
He’s a lover, of the gayest kind
The best surprises always fuck him from behind

Gunn’s an assman, yeahhhhhhhh, Bill’s an assman
Yes, he’s an assman, ohh oh oh
He’s an assman

Buns of muscle, buns of hair
Your browneye gives away the truth of how Bill feels
Gunn walks behind you, you feel the pain
That’s why the guys don’t let Billy walk behind them

Gunn’s an assman, yeahhhhhhhh, Bill’s an assman
Yes, he’s an assman, ohh oh oh

He loves to love ‘em, he loves to lick ‘em
He loves to squeeze ‘em, he loves to fuck ‘em
(*ECHO* HE *ECHO*) Loves to smack ‘em, he loves to feel ‘em
He loves to pinch ‘em, and he’s gonna fuck ‘em

Gunn’s an assman, yeahhhhhhhh, Bill’s an assman
Yes, he’s an assman, ohh oh oh
Cause he’s an assman
Yeahhhhhhhh, Bill’s an ass ,am
Yes, Gunn’s an assman, yeahhhhhhhh
He’s an assman, ohh oh oh
He’s an assman
Yes, he’s an assman
Cause he’s an assman
Yeahhhhhhhh, Billy Gunn’s an assman

*Music Fades*