MadManWithAnAxe: What’s up bro?
dnLFlipIt: Wassup MadManWithAnAxe! I’m dnL Flipit. brought to you by Dr.
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To get going, type “home” now.
MadManWithAnAxe: What did you just call me?
dnLFlipIt: Since this is your first visit, it’s a good idea to start by typing
“home.” That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
MadManWithAnAxe: nah, i don’t “swing” that way, brother
dnLFlipIt: Hmm… whatever!
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MadManWithAnAxe: Did you see that movie where the guy raped the little kids
and then he ate them?
dnLFlipIt: Who knows, know what I mean? lol!
MadManWithAnAxe: No…i’m afraid i don’t quite comprehend
dnLFlipIt: Amazing!
MadManWithAnAxe: You know what’s more amazing? when i break your fucking
foot off and shove it up up your asshole
dnLFlipIt: Uh… Whatever.
MadManWithAnAxe: ASFSAAGEAHGEAHE!
dnLFlipIt: I’m sorry?
MadManWithAnAxe: i forgive you
dnLFlipIt: I can’t believe you forgive me!
MadManWithAnAxe: Why not
dnLFlipIt: For various reasons, I suppose.
MadManWithAnAxe: suppose is a funny word
dnLFlipIt: Suppose is a funny word? I don’t know.
MadManWithAnAxe: you should
dnLFlipIt: It’s interesting that you say I should.
MadManWithAnAxe: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
dnLFlipIt: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
MadManWithAnAxe: Hey, i ask the questions around here, bub.
dnLFlipIt: Hey you ask the questions around here bub? Is that right?
MadManWithAnAxe: No…
dnLFlipIt: No? You sure?
MadManWithAnAxe: No
dnLFlipIt: I see.
MadManWithAnAxe: I don’t think you do
dnLFlipIt: What?
MadManWithAnAxe: you heard me
dnLFlipIt: Indeed.
MadManWithAnAxe: What are you wearing?
dnLFlipIt: Um… Regular guys’ clothes, I guess. Why do you ask?
MadManWithAnAxe: Because you make me so hot sometimes
dnLFlipIt: Oh yeah? I make you so hot sometimes?
MadManWithAnAxe: Oh yeah…i’m not gay, but, you’re different from other
guys. Rub my nipples
dnLFlipIt: Oh?
MadManWithAnAxe: YES
dnLFlipIt: OK…
MadManWithAnAxe: thanks!
dnLFlipIt: Sure!