Sung to the original version of the song “POP! Goes the Weasel”

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One day i was hunting through the forest

I saw a weasel

so i popped it in the head!

POP! GOES THE WEASEL!

 

then i saw a monkey trying to chase the weasel

i thought it was trying to take my food

so i popped it in the stomach!

POP! GOES THE MONKEY!

 

I only wish i hadnt shot the monkey!

cuz it was an endangered species!

now im in a jail!

somewhere in the Rainforest!

 

My gun was taken away from me!

Then someone thought they should pop me!

then they shot me in the leg!

POP! GOES THE HUNTER!

 

Then i got mad and kicked them all in the balls!

then i got my gun and popped them all in the head

what a mess…

POP! GOES THE WEIRD RAINFOREST INDIAN PEOPLE!

 

i went home and my wife was thinking about getting a devorse!

then i got my gun and popped her in the boob!

oh boy……i didnt know it was silicone….

POP! GOES MY WIFE’S BOOB!

 

(end)