Parody of “Enter Sandman,” by Metallica
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Say your prayers little one
Don’t forget my son
You got to eat every one
I scoop you in
Warm within
Keep you free from him
Till the Peaman, he comes
Eat with your mouth open
Guarding your pile of peas
Step on them
Squish them all
Take a spoon
And stick it in your donkey’s mouth
Somethings wrong
Close your mouth
Heavy peas tonight
And they aren’t green beans
Dreams of peas
Dreams of poos
Dreams of rusty spoons
And the things that will eat
Eat with your mouth open
Guarding your pile of peas
Step on them
Squish them all
Take a spoon
And stick it in your donkey’s mouth
Now i sit me down to eat
Pray that bum my spoon to keep
And if I eat before I die
Pray that bum my peas to fry
Hush little baby
Don’t eat that pea
And never mind that pea you dropped
It likes to grow under your feet
And gives you peas for you to eat
Eat with your mouth open
Guarding your pile of peas
Step on them
Squish them all
Take a spoon
And stick it in your donkey’s mouth!