Holmes: i’m dead bored

davepoobond: sorry

Holmes: don’t be sorry

Holmes: my friends are sorry….they never have any good stories to fuckin tell

Holmes: always the same shit over and over again

davepoobond: heh

Holmes: “yeah this one time i ran over a…” “a squirrel, nick, yeah i know…that was back in april” “it was sooo cool!” “oh yeah….cool…..riiiight”

davepoobond: heh