davepoobond: Are you a mommy?

Ambro: hell no

davepoobond: Are you my mommy?

Ambro: no

davepoobond: Why not?

Ambro: cause im a virgin

davepoobond: NO! MOMMY YOU LIE

davepoobond: YOU ABANDONED ME AS A YOUNGSTER

davepoobond: LOOK AT ME I CANT EVEN PSELL

davepoobond: ASDLKFJLKXJCV

Ambro: timmy is that you

davepoobond: mu……mommy?

davepoobond: why are you calling me timmy

davepoobond: IS THERE ANOTHER BABY IN YOUR LIFE?

davepoobond: HOW COULD YOU! I HAVE A BROTHER AND YOU DIDNT EVEN TELL ME

Ambro: not that i know of

davepoobond: I had to ask the Unsolved Mysteries guy to find you! do you know how bad that is?

davepoobond: to actually resort to that

davepoobond: hello?

davepoobond: where’s dad?

davepoobond: who IS dad?

davepoobond: mind telling me MOTHER

davepoobond: ok mom, i get it.

Ambro: your dad is osama bin laden

Ambro: fuck off sand n*gger

davepoobond: hey hey hey WHOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THERE

davepoobond: slow down.

davepoobond: slowwwwwwwwwwwwwww down

davepoobond: slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww down

davepoobond: you didnt just use the s-n word

davepoobond: that is TOTALLY uncalled for

Ambro: im your mother i can call u that

davepoobond: if i’m one then you’re one

davepoobond: silly woman.

davepoobond: its women like you that make me more right in the fact that women shouldn’t have the right to vote.

davepoobond: “oooh! lets vote for Bush” they all said

davepoobond: but then he comes and screws them all in the ass with the “no abortion” crap

Ambro: i didnt vote for bush

davepoobond: sure ya didnt

Ambro: i swear

davepoobond: mmhmm

davepoobond: tell it to the judge!