davepoobond: hello
AWSSkater: HI
davepoobond: im the king of bahrain
davepoobond: how are you
AWSSkater: me too
davepoobond: you cant be the king of bahrain, i’m the king of bahrain
AWSSkater: im fine, you?
davepoobond: you cant be me, and you cant be me, cuz me is me and you cant be me because i am me, and you are not me
AWSSkater: okay
AWSSkater: who are you?
davepoobond: told
davepoobond: you
davepoobond: king of bahrain
AWSSkater: k
davepoobond: have you ever “poked the pork?”
davepoobond: hello?
davepoobond: i asked a question
AWSSkater: in what sense
davepoobond: i’m the king of bahrain
davepoobond: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IN WHAT SENSE
davepoobond: JUST ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION
AWSSkater: i dont know what you mean
davepoobond: i dont know what you mean by i dont know what you mean
AWSSkater: ditto
davepoobond: oh ho!
davepoobond: you use my same words against me
davepoobond: or are you talking about a Pokemon
AWSSkater: no pokemon
AWSSkater: ::barfs::
davepoobond: i outlawed them from my country
davepoobond: we were losing too much capital
davepoobond: we only get 32 dollars a year per capita
AWSSkater: oh
AWSSkater: whats your name
davepoobond: its too hard to explain
davepoobond: it starts with a s, and ends with a c
davepoobond: be scientific and call it SCAT!
AWSSkater: what is it
davepoobond: sreckinic crickinick
AWSSkater: then my name is Hugh G. Rection
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: how do you feel about hard labor?
davepoobond: i could really use someone like you in the oil fields
AWSSkater: tis bad
davepoobond: how about hard labor with no pay, and your only clothes are thumbcuffs
AWSSkater: you’re gay
davepoobond: how DARE YOU
davepoobond: ::beat down::
davepoobond: pooooo
davepoobond: you suck
davepoobond: Kix is a cereal
davepoobond: kid tested, mother approved
AWSSkater: ::takes out an extremely large wiffle bat and beats in the head extremely violently::
AWSSkater: now what
davepoobond: …
davepoobond: how dare you
davepoobond: howww DAREEE YOUU
davepoobond: hi
AWSSkater: hello