mcbain: Enlarge ur penis,$ back,no pumps click

davepoobond: hey hey! this is a great deal

davepoobond: for someone like YOU! who has NO PENIS!!!!

davepoobond: AHHHHHHHHHHH

davepoobond: STOP IMING ME, POOHEAD

davepoobond: or i’ll do something nasty, like sniff my butt

davepoobond: or maybe i wont!

davepoobond: blahhhh