davepoobond: i’m chewing on a garlic bread stick

davepoobond: pr?

Holmes: hand me some of that garlic bread

davepoobond: k

davepoobond: ::sticks two up your nose::

davepoobond: you can inhale it if you want

Holmes: ::in a nerdy voice:: is it me or did i fart and make it smell like garlic?

davepoobond: umm

davepoobond: sure

Holmes: i don’t swim in your toilet so don’t piss in my pool…

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: theres nothing left in my right brain and theres nothing right in my left brain…

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: i’m zzzzzzzzzzzz

davepoobond: i’m watching silverhawks

davepoobond: help me

Holmes: fine how shall i be of service

davepoobond: they shoot lasers out of their shoulders

Holmes: OMG

davepoobond: i ate like 30 bread sticks

Holmes: dave bond i think it’s time to admit you addicted to bread sticks…

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: i barely have bread sticks

Holmes: first step is admitting you have a problem…

davepoobond: brb, gotta go get the sesame seed bread sticks

davepoobond: bak

Holmes: dave, drop the bread sticks and slowly step away…

davepoobond: but but but

davepoobond: they have sesame seeds

Holmes: drop em NOW

davepoobond: no! mine!

Holmes: lsietn tim, i’ll take those bread sticks the hard way…

Holmes: wait sorry your name is dave

davepoobond: how? :::jams the rest of the sticks in my mouth and chews them::

Holmes: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ::has like a zillion bread stick wrappers behind him::

Holmes: i wanted them ::pouts::

davepoobond: ha! no! mine!

Holmes: you stupid breadaholics…