Holmes: hey

davepoobond: hi

Holmes: thats just plain wrong

davepoobond: what is

Holmes: i type three letters, “hey” and you only type 2 “hi” wtf is that!!!!!

davepoobond: sorry

davepoobond: hellomporoo

Holmes: good

Holmes: but not god enough for me

Holmes: good*…

davepoobond: well its gonna hafta do

Holmes: them’s fightin words

davepoobond: when i got into my hotmail account

davepoobond: i had 254 junk mails

Holmes: lmao

Holmes: holy shit

davepoobond: thats from 2 days of not checking every hour

davepoobond: every hour i get maybe 50 mails

Holmes: i don’t know whether to laugh or cry

davepoobond: and i got a couple of dictionary submissions from this guy that just copied and pasted everything that was on the submit page

davepoobond: what a loser

Holmes: yeah

davepoobond: beef – whats for dinner?

davepoobond: dun dun dun

Holmes: um isn’t that a rhetorical question……

Holmes: if i only knew what rhetorical meant

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: i’m like dead tired, like a zombie

davepoobond: thats my life

Holmes: i feel your pain