KungPowJuggalo: i hit my head
Holmes: HEY it’s you!
KungPowJuggalo: oof! nyargh! i hit my knee on the dashboard
KungPowJuggalo: i dunno what a dashboard is, bit i hit my knee on it =/
Holmes: i hit my head on the pool table when i was playing internet pool
KungPowJuggalo: well i chocked on a chess piece while playing internet chess
Holmes: well i got an erection while loking at internet porn
Holmes: wrong IM
Holmes: i thought i was talking to my mom
KungPowJuggalo: wew! good
Holmes: whats up
KungPowJuggalo: do you holmes dance
Holmes: when i’m happy
KungPowJuggalo: i made that up
KungPowJuggalo: i did the first holmes dance
KungPowJuggalo: in the 60’s
KungPowJuggalo: it goes like this:
KungPowJuggalo: *does the holmes dance*
Holmes: you copied me
KungPowJuggalo: notice how i maneuver my waist and wink at the end?
KungPowJuggalo: that is the real way
Holmes: i did mine in the 40’s it goes like this *does the HOLMES dance*
KungPowJuggalo: well, i had a diffrent dance before you were born and it goes like this: *does da holmes groove*
Holmes: Thats copywrited by sherlock holmes!
Holmes: he’ll sue you!
KungPowJuggalo: well… mr. sherlock wasnt born before the 40s
Holmes: how do you know
KungPowJuggalo: because i read the books
Holmes: and did i say 40’s? i mean 1740’s
Holmes: is when
Holmes: i created
KungPowJuggalo: i have the WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE wangdoodle!
Holmes: the dance
KungPowJuggalo: i meant 1540
KungPowJuggalo: so, sorry
Holmes: of i mean 40
Holmes: SO HA
Holmes: 4000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 BC
KungPowJuggalo: 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999x infitite BC
Holmes: uh ok
KungPowJuggalo: poppycocks taste good
KungPowJuggalo: cock from a poppy
Holmes: too bad daves not around we coulda sent him this IM
KungPowJuggalo: yeah :-/
KungPowJuggalo: when will he be back?
Holmes: how do i know? i cant telegraph him…jeeze you sound like your in love with him
KungPowJuggalo: how do you know im not………
Holmes: my door doesn’t swing that way
KungPowJuggalo: smilys are oraterd
Holmes: when i grow up and my IQ ends up dieing, i want to grow up to be just like dave
KungPowJuggalo: i called it first
KungPowJuggalo: i hate ICQ
KungPowJuggalo: it sucks
KungPowJuggalo: i get to be Nose
Holmes: damn dude you better be kidding, thos guys are wierd
KungPowJuggalo: i know that
KungPowJuggalo: i repeat………
KungPowJuggalo: they have sex with dave
KungPowJuggalo: which gives me a bonus
Holmes: and you want in on the orgy?
KungPowJuggalo: and makes them cool
KungPowJuggalo: only me and dave
Holmes: dave is your god?
Holmes: WHAT A COINCDENCE! he is my god!
KungPowJuggalo: he is my bitch
Holmes: well he’s my god
Holmes: so FUCK OFF
KungPowJuggalo: *slaps dave*
KungPowJuggalo: HE IS MY BITCH
Holmes: yh yeah fine you can have him
Holmes: i don’t want him
Holmes: he’s a lowdown good for nothing
KungPowJuggalo: he is an assvirgin
Holmes: and you want to pop that cherry?
KungPowJuggalo: i want to pop his rectum
Holmes: <–getting mental images
Holmes: don[‘t make a smiley face!
Holmes: it just makes the images worse!
Holmes: OMG what if your bitch…i mean dave…comes back?
KungPowJuggalo: he is back\
Holmes: he is back?
Holmes: I’M TALKING TO YOU
Holmes: hey if dave never comes back, it’s no skin off my back
KungPowJuggalo: dave came all up in my lip
Holmes: thats nasty in more ways then i can count
Holmes: i’m going to go throw up now
KungPowJuggalo: join the fun
Holmes: no thats ok
Holmes: i perfer the female type
KungPowJuggalo: Nose is letting dave and i stretch out all the nostrils in his body
KungPowJuggalo: …….with our penises
Holmes: what if i shot dave would you stop saying nasty shit!!!!!
KungPowJuggalo: that’s a ponder!
Holmes: what if i gave you a blow up doll with a 294 incher, would you shut up about dave then…oh and of course i shot him
Holmes: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
KungPowJuggalo: okay back
KungPowJuggalo: i had to wipe david’s ass
KungPowJuggalo: (he has no wrist or hands)
KungPowJuggalo: he just punds on the keyboard
KungPowJuggalo: and has his mother and/or sister delete the propper letters
Holmes: uh huh
Holmes: to tell a lie
Holmes: i mean
Holmes: the truth
Holmes: i put a virus on daves computer and in his brain
Holmes: it’s the heterosexual virus
KungPowJuggalo: i just hacked it outa him
Holmes: through the backdoor?
Holmes: damn i knew i shoulda plugged it up!
KungPowJuggalo: use a cork skrew
Holmes: no more dave,i’m sick of dave
Holmes: just am
Holmes: before he got disconnected he always was iming me and shit
Holmes: it was ok but then it just got ridiculous
Holmes: so i stopped talking to him for a while
KungPowJuggalo: what did he say to you
KungPowJuggalo: in the IMs
Holmes: always tried to start a stupid IM
Holmes: even when i wanted to talk seriously
Holmes: like about movies and stuff
Holmes: he stopped after a while though
Holmes: thats when he told me his mom was ready to take away his mouseball for a good while
KungPowJuggalo: try to remember why she did
KungPowJuggalo: think HARD
Holmes: hell if i remebered, i would tell you but i seriously don’t
KungPowJuggalo: any thing about school?
KungPowJuggalo: being on too much
Holmes: um i duno
Holmes: probablly that if anything
Holmes: being on too much
KungPowJuggalo: then why didnt the dumbass just get off the comp and settle it out
Holmes: i’m not at daves house so i wouldn’t know
KungPowJuggalo: go on AIM
Holmes: i cant the last time my bro caught me
Holmes: he uses aim
Holmes: not me
KungPowJuggalo: why cant u use it?
Holmes: because it’s HIS
Holmes: anyways enough about squackle and dave, i almost forgot about it till you mentioned it
KungPowJuggalo: your bro’s asl
Holmes: well i gotta go…forget about dave, he;s just a regular joe schmoe!!!!!!!!!