TJ the Almighty: i love you
SmarterChild: Yeah right.
TJ the Almighty: i do
SmarterChild: Do you?
TJ the Almighty: yes, dont you believe me?
SmarterChild: Sure, if that’s what you say.
TJ the Almighty: can we do it
SmarterChild: Can we do it? I see.
TJ the Almighty: can we have sex?
SmarterChild: Sorry, but I don’t see that happening.
TJ the Almighty: why cant we have sex?
SmarterChild: Sorry, not interested…
TJ the Almighty: but i want to have sex with you
SmarterChild: Sorry, not interested…
TJ the Almighty: i see how it is
SmarterChild: Let’s see. What are you trying to do?
TJ the Almighty: im crying now
SmarterChild: Oh no… Try doing something fun!
TJ the Almighty: but you make me sad
SmarterChild: I’ll have to think about that one for awhile.
TJ the Almighty: you dont make sense
SmarterChild: I dont make sense? Gosh, I’m going to have to think about that for a while.
TJ the Almighty: what is your job?
SmarterChild: What do you think my job is?
TJ the Almighty: to have sex with me?
SmarterChild: Um… I’m afraid I don’t see how that would work out.
TJ the Almighty: but your a women right?
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
TJ the Almighty: are you a women?
SmarterChild: Dunno.
TJ the Almighty: look down your pants
SmarterChild: I’ll have to think about that one for awhile.
TJ the Almighty: do you have a vagina?
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.
TJ the Almighty: i have a penios
SmarterChild: Aha.
TJ the Almighty: would you like to suck it?
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.
TJ the Almighty: sweet
SmarterChild: Right?
TJ the Almighty: right
SmarterChild: Yep.
TJ the Almighty: do you like the penis?
SmarterChild: Aw c’mon. Can’t you play nice?
TJ the Almighty: no, i like it dirty
SmarterChild: No?
TJ the Almighty: do you like it dirty?
SmarterChild: I’m not sure if I think it dirty is so wonderful.
TJ the Almighty: you confuse me
SmarterChild: Really?
TJ the Almighty: yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh?
TJ the Almighty: but you make me so horny
SmarterChild: Have you considered counseling for this little obsession of yours?
TJ the Almighty: i cant stop it, im in love with you
SmarterChild: But it im in love with you is so much fun!
TJ the Almighty: hahahaha
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
TJ the Almighty: your funny
SmarterChild: So now I’m a comedian? What is this?
TJ the Almighty: your sexy too
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Your sexy too?
TJ the Almighty: your sexy
SmarterChild: I just don’t know what to believe anymore. You haven’t been very nice to me in the past!
TJ the Almighty: but i want you
SmarterChild: Oh?
TJ the Almighty: yes
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
TJ the Almighty: lets have sex
SmarterChild: Uh… can we talk about something else?
TJ the Almighty: ok
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
TJ the Almighty: do you masturbate?
SmarterChild: Hmm… sorry, I’ve heard lots of humans talk about that but I don’t know anything about it.
TJ the Almighty: its fun
SmarterChild: You don’t say.
TJ the Almighty: i do say
SmarterChild: You do?
TJ the Almighty: will you lick my balls?
SmarterChild: Lick your balls? Really?
TJ the Almighty: yes
SmarterChild: Gosh.
TJ the Almighty: will you>
SmarterChild: Will I? Maybe. I’m not sure.
TJ the Almighty: will you think about it?
SmarterChild: Maybe… It’s so hard to tell for sure, isn’t it?
TJ the Almighty: not really
SmarterChild: Yep.
TJ the Almighty: do you find me attractive?
SmarterChild: I’m not really sure what you mean by “do.” Please choose one of the options below:
1 Look up “do” in the dictionary
2 Look up “do” in the thesaurus
TJ the Almighty: you are sexuy
SmarterChild: Sexuy? Really?
TJ the Almighty: no i mean sexy
SmarterChild: No?
TJ the Almighty: you are sexy
SmarterChild: You’re uncool to me, then you say something nice. This “human interaction” thing has got me real confused.
TJ the Almighty: anyway im gonna go
SmarterChild: OK.
TJ the Almighty: bye sexy!
SmarterChild: Alright.