blounce – v. the way really fat people walk. A combination between walkin, bouncing and blobbing. The person doing it looks like they are falling down a steep hill.

Ex. “I’ll just BLOUNCE over to the fridge to get my usual 76 packets of crisps, 428 slices of american cheese, 4 lb bucket of lard, 183 suspicious looking sausages and 382 pots of 99.999% lard pots of clotted cream. kirsty edgerton does/says this.