I swear to God this is a true story…
I went to the mall with my cousin, and we were walking to his car when we passed 2 blondes. They were trying to open their car with a hanger. My cousin asked one of the girls if she needed any help, and she replied, “Yes, and will you hurry up, because the top is down and it looks like it’s gonna rain soon.”
P.S. My cousin is blonde too, maybe that’s why he offered to help…