There is a brunette, redhead, and a blonde being held captive and they are going to be executed. They bring out the brunette and say, “Any last words?” She replied, “No.” The guys with the guns said, “Ready aim…”

“TORNADO,” yells the brunette. Everyone ducked and she ran away.  Then they bring out the redhead. “Any last words?” they asked. “No,” she replied. “Ready aim…”

“EARTHQUAKE,” yelled the redhead. They all ducked and she ran away.  Lastly, they bring out the blonde. “Any last words?” asked the firing squad. “No,” the blonde said. “Ready aim…..”

And the blonde screams, “FIRE!!!!!!”