Driving on the highway,
Shooting cars with snow,
“Get of the road, jerk,” I say!
When the people blow!

Jingle bells, jingle bells lovely chrashing cars!
Oh what fun it is to ride and give all people SARS!

Pissing on the roof,
I love this thing I know,
Saying, “Whoff poff duff!
diddladiidddeli dow!”

Jingle bells, jingle bells lovely chrashing cars!
Oh what fun it is to ride and give all people SARS!

gibidadiduddidididuuuuu!
bombabadudididdaaaaa!
bommelummetrommelummeuuuu!
I think I kill santa!

Jingle bells, jingle bells lovely chrashing cars!
Oh what fun it is to ride and give all people SARS!

THE END!