The bride-to-be was advised by the marriage counselor to never completely disrobe in front of her husband when retiring for decorum’s sake.

One night, six weeks after the wedding, the husband said to his bride, “Is there any insanity in your family?”

“Why, no,” she said. “Why do you ask?”

“I was merely wondering,” said he, “why you haven’t taken your hat off since we’ve been married?”