“2 boys are sitting on a porch with their dusty bare feet propped on a wooden step below them. A long-eared hound lies listlessly at their feet. Catcalls and giggles fill the theater. ‘Hey, look. It’s George and Roy. And there’s old Tige snoozin’ away at their feet.’ Applause and more giggles break out”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school