davepoobond: lol i got this file that was supposed to be metallica covering pearl jam – jeremy. but its just 3 guys being idiots and singing the whole thing with the actual song. but i like it!

Holmes: lol

davepoobond: but it was pretty good

davepoobond: you can barely hear the music though

Holmes: i downloaded a music video a while ago, i forgot who it was, but it ended up being a porn

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: was it a good porn?

Holmes: pissed me off

Holmes: no

davepoobond: what kind

Holmes: it was a guy jerkin off on a girls face

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: i mean you would think he would get a blowjob off of her but no, he decided to beat his shit

davepoobond: what was she doing just sitting there or somethin

davepoobond: kneeling down “yes ejaculate on me!”

Holmes: she didn’t say anything, she was on her knees with her eye’s closed waiting for it to rain cum

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: the guy was moaning…he sounded like an elephant

davepoobond: omg thats hilarious

Holmes: “ERRRRRRHHHM HAVEN’T USED THIS IN A WHILE”

davepoobond: did you watch the whole thing

Holmes: it was like 15 seconds

davepoobond: did he get off though

Holmes: yeah

Holmes: then it ended

davepoobond: was the girls expression like =-O

Holmes: no she had the same expression the whole time

Holmes: eyes closed

Holmes: head up

davepoobond: not smiling or anything?

Holmes: waiting for jiz shower

Holmes: even when it happened

Holmes: nope

davepoobond: wut a stupid porn

Holmes: i know

Holmes: deleted it right after i got it

davepoobond: did he have a small weinieee

Holmes: i didn’t measure

Holmes: nor did i care

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: but i think it was average

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: average

davepoobond: heh

Holmes: i’m not the cockexpert