davepoobond: hi i have a dog
davepoobond: do you
DawgsDawgsDawgs: yep
davepoobond: really. do you have more than one dog?
DawgsDawgsDawgs: nope..only 1
davepoobond: do you have THREE dogs
DawgsDawgsDawgs: nope
DawgsDawgsDawgs: lol
davepoobond: cuz you have mispelled dogs three times in your screen name
DawgsDawgsDawgs: do u?
davepoobond: that offends me
DawgsDawgsDawgs: im sorry:-(
davepoobond: u better b
davepoobond: cuz i dont take lightly to assholes
DawgsDawgsDawgs: i am, promise
DawgsDawgsDawgs: im not an asshole
davepoobond: yes u are
davepoobond: i bet u r
davepoobond: cuz u say whut ur not
DawgsDawgsDawgs: am not
davepoobond: ya right
DawgsDawgsDawgs: fucker
davepoobond: HEY
davepoobond: watch ur LAQNAGE
davepoobond: ur profiles GAY
davepoobond: GAY GYA GYA GYA GAY
DawgsDawgsDawgs: sooooo, u got a point?
davepoobond: GAGAGAGAGAGAY
DawgsDawgsDawgs: besides tha fact u spelled gay wrong?
davepoobond: ur mom spelled gay wrong
davepoobond: ask her how to spell gay
davepoobond: i bet she’ll say “M E”
davepoobond: AHAHAHA
davepoobond: or maybe “Y O U”
DawgsDawgsDawgs: nope
DawgsDawgsDawgs: sorry
davepoobond: star minus slash
davepoobond: *-/
DawgsDawgsDawgs: she’ll may b say….” d a v e p o o b o n d”
davepoobond: semicolon dash D
davepoobond: colon dash exclamation mark?
davepoobond: or maybe she’ll say “D O G S”
davepoobond: CUZ CATS RULEEEEEEEEE
davepoobond: I HATE DOGS
DawgsDawgsDawgs: i do 2
davepoobond: DOGS ARE GAY CUZ THEY SNIFF EACH OTHER’S ASSSSSS
DawgsDawgsDawgs: i dont like dogs..
davepoobond: sure sure
DawgsDawgsDawgs: i have 5 kats
DawgsDawgsDawgs: and no dogs
DawgsDawgsDawgs: y would i like dogs
davepoobond: cuz u have a sn doyyy
DawgsDawgsDawgs: it’s an inside joke b/t my friends
davepoobond: what friends
davepoobond: haahaha
DawgsDawgsDawgs: tha 1s i have and u dont
DawgsDawgsDawgs: hahaha, u got dissed
davepoobond: OK SO IS IT SUCH A CRIME TO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS
davepoobond: I’M SORRY, ALL I DO IS TALK TO STRANGERS, TRYING TO BUILD MY PEOPLE SKILLS
DawgsDawgsDawgs: lol
DawgsDawgsDawgs: im sorry:-(
davepoobond: build me up buttercup
DawgsDawgsDawgs: 😀
davepoobond: i hope you know i was just bullshitting u the whole time
davepoobond: dogs arent really gay….
DawgsDawgsDawgs: i dont like em
DawgsDawgsDawgs: i think they r
davepoobond: but i do have to say that your profile is
davepoobond: 😀
DawgsDawgsDawgs: yeah, i kno