Fajita Bum:

- “Poop will rule the world in the year 2067!”

- “I like potato cakes, fajita bums, and poopy tarts”

- “I need lotion”

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Cool Joe:

- “I love it when chocolate chips follow me”

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Kemp:

- “asdf…x2!”

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Tony:

- “As a matter of fact, i do own the road”

- “I wish I was a barbie, that bitch has everything”

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G-Man:

- “Those aluminum soda cans are no match for me!”

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Wetip the Owl:

- “Be WISE”

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Adman:

- “Beatis my Meatis”

- “Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeatin my meat”

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blowthetoad:

- “Hey!… I don’t swim in your toilet, so don’t pee in my pool!”

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Redneck Reo:

- “A friend with feet is a friend with pee”

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wangerspanker:

- “ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the penguins are taking my brains!!!”

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Ghost5050:

- “DAVE LOVES SHROOMS HE SMOKES THEM EVERDAY”

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Mrs. Cumpoo:

- “I was walking around with some name cards…ah! there they are” ::walking around with her palms open::

- “unity and diversity scale and structure evolution systems and interactions patterns of change stability energy”

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Mr. Schnit:

- “she’s absent…hmm…”

- “she’s not at the beach, I know that”

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Evil Hell Cow:

- “Never date a girl who shares the same name as the guy you hate”

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Tsenn:

- “Where I come from, squeezing womens boobies is a greeting!”

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sisterpoobond:

- “duckies! I saw duckies!”

- “GET OUT OF MY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM”

- “all pumpkin pie is yummy”

- “he had sorted the crusaders”

- “they helped fighting them”

- “5th Grade friends only girls Girls rule Boys Drule”

- “Best Friends Forever”

- “At Limited Too (cool too)”

- “I can jump like a tiger”

- “my dog can run up the tree”

- “I was almost near the finishing line”

- “we parked the car between the houses”

- “some people are happier with a cuddly pet”

- “If you want an intelligent pet elephants may be the smartest of all pets”

- “the rain fell to the wet concrete”

- “we celebrated my grandmother’s birthday after tomorrow”

- “Ann reaa a book at about ten o’ clock”

- “the newspaper was delivered on the porch”

- “who left her skates here, outside in the rain?”

- “the dog went down the driveway to dive at the doll, which is now in his discusting mouth. Now the dog is doddling down the driveway”

- “the cheese tastes like popcorn”

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Cihad:

- “Yack-Yack Dacky Duck!”

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Fire:

- “hehe,i found 93″

- “Uh yeah..Tickle tickle tickle!”

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MyLeftTesticle:

- “Um…This scks…”

- “Heh, I’m not gonna do that again…Thanks for the laughs…I won’t be able to talk to you until…Dare I say? Tomorrow? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

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Mr. Dork:

- “Place PERIODS at the end of 7ur telees”

- “rainbowluse display of colors”

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smellybong:

- “Mexicans don’t just break in, get drunk, and not steal anything”

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bongrip:

- “Once you break the first thing…. It’s ON!”

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Poophead:

- “hi my name’s ralph an i think your site sicks ass.  =D”

- “go suck somewhere else  >=(”

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babyphatchk542543:

- “HEY WATS UP NM HERE WAT SHOULD I POST ABOUT AND ARE U HOT? J/W OK WELL GET ME BACK!!!!”

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brainchick91:

- “Chicken doesn’t taste like chicken anymore!”

- “time to use my…bahRAIN!”

- “If you stand on the toilet, you’re high on pot!”

- “Okay kids! Today we’re gonna ride a question mark!”

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Cassandra Shuard:

- “It is better to follow your heart and fail; than to not follow it at all.”

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Soup Nazi:

- “I don’t hear no Japanease”

- “I need another chair for a bed…”

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MadManWithAnAxe:

- “Did you just call me a waffle-iron?”

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Nick:

- “If you show me yours, i’ll show you mine!!”

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crack whore:

- “~party hard man, cuz its all good till ya fuck up once, then u in deep water till ya lines up..~”

- “wake ~n~ bake,.. afternoon high,.. night stoned,.. all day fried.”

- “~§~get down on ya knees bitch….start suckin~§~”

- “..jesus motha fuckin christ ass fucker AHHHHHHH….stupid ass!!”

- “~now we kno how u are~”

- “~§ drugs….piss…..busted…….shyyt…. byebye me….”

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Go Smoke A Toilet:

- “Once, I ate a desk. No wait, I didn’t. What did I eat?”

- “BRAP.” “Was that you?” “No.”

- “Printers taste like CDs.”

- “Once I ate a desk. No, wait, I didn’t. What did I eat?”

- “Plagarism - Uh…ok…yeah…”

- “Oh, now THAT’S a stupid arrowhead!”

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Mr. Smellserman:

- “we’re gonna go over this orally”

-”DISASTAH!”

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Ms. Croozian:

- “stay in one piece as you’re doing it quick…!”

- “….and then 1 2 3 4 5″

- “I’m passing around the attendance sheet because I don’t have the bubble sheet”

- “the whole day, yeah”

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Automatic Man:

- “Give me my fuckin Curious Georges back!”

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Artur P. Dribble:

- “Only trust the people that will scratch your ass for you, and chances are, those people are limited to YOU.”

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Paul:

- “Stoic Philosophy (Epictetus) - Go and live on a mountain and do bugger all. (’Freedom is secured not by the fulfilling of men’s desires, but by the removal of desire’).”

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swing swang:

- “only the dead have seen the end of war”

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Sparlatacus:

- “Life sucks, but if you put a rock in it, it rocks!”

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doyle (big robbo):

- “you been smokin them owls again, haven’t you! you’ve been smokin that herb! Come here, Stand under the light, show me your eyes….”

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Snargus-fish:

- “reef-rat, foilenbruss, the ab-original snoidus milodus”

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Misc.:

- “Smash them, Tanya, smash them!”

- “1 BEDROOMS AVAILABLE”

- “I LOVE YOUR MOM” ::on the back of a helmet::

- “lot of colors….!”

- “what? it doesn’t live in-hey comon go back ::slaps the TV screen::”

- “18, actaully”

- “we are very similar to Napolean…” ::in a matter-of-fact voice::

- “did you see the inside of the shark’s intesteenes?”

- “whoo! that’s fat!”

- “yeah the bathroom first, then the hot dogs”

- “BELGUIM!” *BANG!* - weird fanfiction story

- “i cna fxi ur gmaes” - Z2.com

- “Mom, I don’t want your lanpshades.”

- “15, and vice versa.”

- “its a God given thing.  Everyone can eat the bread!”

- “the liver delivers”

- “open up, pinkay”

- “yeah! we want top!”

- “Water is high quality H2O!”

- “Shaq attack! I’m gonna break your back!”

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