There was a hillbilly who was so strong that he pitched horseshoes without taking them off the horse.
BOXER: “I’m sure that I’m going to be lucky and win this fight.”
MANAGER: “How can you say that? You’ve been knocked out twenty-three times in twenty-three fights.”
BOXER: “I know, but I’m going to be lucky this time because I’m carrying a horseshoe in my glove.”