Affluence has finally reached the Far North. Last winter, an Eskimo had a furnace installed in his igloo and ended up with hot-water heat.
I can tell you the perfect way to save on heating bills during the winter. Move to Death Valley.
I thought I’d save a lot of money on heating fuel in the winter by having a fireplace installed in my house. Then I found out how much firewood costs.
With winters being colder than ever and the price of heating oil skyrocketing, I’ll tell you what’s next on the market… antifreeze for people.
chucon – v. to have the heater on when its hot