boscaque – v. to eat unsalted cashews while watching a heinous felony
passbbi – v. to eat unsalted cashews while listening to Rush
Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal.
Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with consummate ease you’d expect from a Jedi Master.
Poor old Luke is having a nightmare, using his chopsticks in both hands, dropping his food all over the table and eventually himself.
Obi-Wan looks at Luke disapprovingly and says, “Use the FORKS, Luke.”
CLERK: “What kinds of nuts would you like, sir?”
CLERK: “Bless you. Now what kind of nuts would you like?”