Joke #12902

A bachelor was finding it hard to decide whether he should marry a very beautiful but stupid girl or a rather plain-looking creature who was blessed with a magnificent voice.  Art triumphed.  He married the soprano.

The morning after the nuptials he woke up, took one look at his sleeping bride, nudged her and shrieked, “For heaven’s sake, sing!”

 

Joke #12852

A handsome bachelor was sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out when along came his girlfriend.  “I’ll kiss those tears away,” she said, trying to console him.  For several minutes she smothered him with kisses, but he still continued to cry.  “Won’t anything stop those tears?” she asked him.

Looking up and rubbing his eyes, he said, “No.  It’s hay fever.  But please continue the treatment.”