Hate Mail #23006

Submitted through the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song submission form.

This form was submitted:  Nov 18 2003 / 14:24:24

name = Go Smoke A Toilet
song = What the f***
Put my stuff
On this motherf***ing site
Good God, Dave, why don’t you put my motherf***ing stuff
On this motherf***ing site?

 

Bad Submission #22755

This form was submitted:  Sep 23 2003 / 08:43:28

name = Go Smoke A Toilet
type = Poems
title = Xylophone pieces
submission = Gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…gi gi gi gi gi gi gi woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…anyone hear me yet?  can I get a w00t w00t…w00t w00t…w00t w00t…ride wit me…ugh…I think I’m gonna go to the bathroom now…ahhhh…that feels good.  Yes.  No.  Maybe.  Why?  I don’t know.  Should I know?  A few bad apples ruin the bunch.  Throw a crumpled car out of the airplane window and SHOVE IT…SHOVE IT…SHOVE IT…SHOVE IT WHEN I’M TALKIN TO YOU!!!  Clip out the newspaper article of the eon.  EeEeEeEeEeon.  Why did I do this?  This is a pooooooooeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmm.  Deal with it.  I can make it however I want!!!  Hahahahahahaha…you don’t stand a chance against me!!!   Lookin’ for fights, eh?  Well, you tell those whackos in tights to get outta my bar and stop singing as if they’re in a movie!!!

End

 

Bad Submission #21880

Submitted through the Jingle Bells submission form.

This form was submitted:  Feb 19 2004 / 13:13:46

name = Go Smoke A Toilet
email =
use_email = yes
jinglesong = JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE ALL THE WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH
HEY
JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE ALL THE WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH

…………..this song is WHACK

 

Bad Submission #20400

Submitted through the Page Error submission form.

name = Go Smoke A Toilet
email =
error = Page Missing/Missing File
the_error = Yeah, ur missin several of my submissions on this page.  Lol.  Jus get to em soon cuz I think they’re funny, k?  Thanks, Dave.  ight yo,  I’m out.  Peace.???- Go Smoke A Toilet (a.k.a. the Green Tiger)

 

Bad Submission #20287

name = Go Smoke A Toilet

email =

use_email = no

type = Bad Submission Archive

title = Bad Submission 118

submission = DAVE!!!!!!!!!!  Why the heck haven’t you put up any of the stuff I’ve submitted??????????  You know me, dude!  Well, maybe not, but still!  I am a Squackle devotee!!!!!!!!!  PLEASE PUT MY STUFF IN!!!

Jingle bells

Jingle bells

Modem layed a PRINTER

Batmospider

Lost its butterfly

Then the Universe threw up and we all smoked couches

The end.

PLEASE PUT THIS IN YOUR BAD SUBMISSION ARCHIVE

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!

Here, I’ll show you I’m a true Squackle devotee:

Auhh!!!

Woo!!!!!!!  I know the official Squackle call!!!!!!!!  Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Bye.

 

Bad Submission #20286

name = Go Smoke A Toilet

email =

use_email = no

type = The Bad Submission Archive

title = Bad Submission 112

submission = WTF DID U GUYS LOSE MY LAST BAD SUBMISSION OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!  WTF THATS EFFED UP YALL ARE WHACK PIANO COASTERS PUT THIS IN THE BAD SUBMISSION ARCHIVE PELLLLLLLLEASEEEEEEE FROM THE ITALIAN MONSTERS WITH SNOW ARCHVIES ON TOPO!!!!!!!!  ARRRRRGH THE ALIENS ARE EATING ME PUT THIS IN PUT THIS IN GRAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!