“Hey!… I don’t swim in your toilet, so don’t pee in my pool!”
“Hey!… I don’t swim in your toilet, so don’t pee in my pool!”
blowthetoad: eh whats dave’s phone number
blowthetoad: me and madmanwithanaxe would love to know it
stimpyismyname: 523 848 0334
stimpyismyname: …oh shit
blowthetoad: are you serious?
stimpyismyname: dont dial it
blowthetoad: 848 0334 is a bakery in atlanta
blowthetoad: you’ve betrayed me
blowthetoad: wait…. you did say he worked in a bakery
blowthetoad: does he live in atlanta now?
blowthetoad: maaaaybe not? 🙁
stimpyismyname: ask for john
blowthetoad: omg it worked
stimpyismyname: whatd he say
blowthetoad: “yeah who’s this?”
blowthetoad: and i was like “blowtheto… er… your mom”
blowthetoad: then giggled like a school girl and hung up
stimpyismyname: you fool
blowthetoad: fool im not
blowthetoad: you believed me
stimpyismyname: i meant fool for hanging up… but whatever
blowthetoad: you believed me again
blowthetoad: DOUBLE WHAMMY!!!
blowthetoad: i didnt even dial it
blowthetoad: madman did
stimpyismyname: good for you
blowthetoad: i am what i eat
blowthetoad: I GOT YOU THURR DOGG!
blowthetoad: change your name back! it’s making me wet!!!11~~ 😛
blowthetoad: yeah baby
Dave Poobond: shut your trap
blowthetoad: ouch baby
blowthetoad: very ouch
blowthetoad: ok, i just orgasmed outa my asshole
blowthetoad was on a different screen name than he usually used. Not to mention, he was saying he was someone else (another persona, basically) that davepoobond knew. davepoobond didn’t know that “larkin” was blowthetoad at the time.
blowthetoad: …how did you know?
davepoobond: how did i know what
davepoobond: what about him
blowthetoad: i am larkin
davepoobond: oh ok
davepoobond: how did i know what
blowthetoad: that madman knew flash
blowthetoad: i’m not making any sence am i?
Funny fact: Squackle was down at this time…
blowthetoad: i thought u were gonna remove my url…
stimpyismyname: whats my name
stimpyismyname: puddin tane
davepoobond: can albert come?
davepoobond: is he gonna forget tho
stimpyismyname: im supposed to call him tomorrow
davepoobond: i’m putting up 2 pics u made
davepoobond: the one with dacky being hunted
davepoobond: and copkilla clown
stimpyismyname: what about my comics
davepoobond: not yet
stimpyismyname: i like that billboard i made
stimpyismyname: mmmm hmmmmm
stimpyismyname: free fallin
stimpyismyname: and im
stimpyismyname: free fallin
davepoobond: doo bee doo ba doo ba doo baaaa
stimpyismyname: is that from catdog
davepoobond: that’s tom lykus
davepoobond: they make fun of him on catdog i suppose
davepoobond: they do it on kevin and bean sometimes
stimpyismyname: 16 hits today
davepoobond: is that high?
stimpyismyname: not really
davepoobond: the picture of blowthetoad in a red shirt looks nothing like what he does on his site
stimpyismyname: i know
stimpyismyname: jesus god
stimpyismyname: he’s soooooo good with photoshop…
davepoobond: did you see the justin timberlake thing
davepoobond: look at blowthetoad’s profile
davepoobond: the links in there
stimpyismyname: i don wanna
davepoobond: its a collage of justin timberlake pictures
davepoobond: hes such a fag
davepoobond: both of them
stimpyismyname: i should finish ltd3
stimpyismyname: how late are you staying up
davepoobond: i dunno
davepoobond: i stay up late, but i’m probably gonna be kicked off soon
stimpyismyname: ill try to finish it tonight
davepoobond: we should use the bulletin board things we made for games
davepoobond: not the bulletin board
stimpyismyname: did you read what his do?
davepoobond: what his do
stimpyismyname: they go to your site when you click em
davepoobond: that’s cool
stimpyismyname: i cant work on it
stimpyismyname: cds messed up
davepoobond: y not
davepoobond: she’s a superfreak-SUPERFREAK
stimpyismyname: shes superfreaky
stimpyismyname: ow! ow ow ow
davepoobond: the kind that you read abouttttt
davepoobond: that girls pretty FREAKYYY
stimpyismyname: if you do www.bmgames.tk it makes a popup
davepoobond: yeah all .tk does
stimpyismyname: tainted looove
stimpyismyname: wo whoooa whoa
stimpyismyname: bum bum
stimpyismyname: i just died in your arms tonight!!
stimpyismyname: da da da rains down in afffrica
stimpyismyname: and theres always somethin there to remind meeeeeeee
stimpyismyname: that stupid cd
stimpyismyname: im a firestarter
stimpyismyname: twisted firestarter
stimpyismyname: oh oh oh ohoh
stimpyismyname: oh oh h ohoh
stimpyismyname: daaaaave im boooored
davepoobond: go to hell then
davepoobond: look at the stuff i put on squackle
stimpyismyname: YOU GO TO HELL
davepoobond: look at it
stimpyismyname: i did
davepoobond: isnt it funny
stimpyismyname: i guess…
davepoobond: k….gonna go…bye
davepoobond: mom wants me to get off
stimpyismyname: yeah whateva
stimpyismyname: dnnunununununuununu dununununununun
davepoobond signed off at 9:29:47 PM.
stimpyismyname: and i was talkin to dave then his mom says “get off the computer” and im like yeah whatever
Previous message was not received by davepoobond because of error (9:30:06 PM): User davepoobond is not available.
stimpyismyname: CAUSE THIS IS MY IM WINDOW THAT DAVE LEEEFT!
Previous message was not received by davepoobond because of error (9:30:26 PM): User davepoobond is not available.
stimpyismyname: AND THIS IS MY IM WINDOW THAT DAVE LEEEFT!
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blowthetoad: my url is stil on the site
davepoobond: your url doesn’t GO anywhere
davepoobond: it goes to a blank page
blowthetoad: yeah, it’s blank till it’
blowthetoad: till it’s removed
blowthetoad: so.. can you remove it?
blowthetoad: i am overjoyed!
blowthetoad: scuse me, gotta go jerk off, bye
blowthetoad signed off at 3:44:35 PM.
hat toss: for flash movies do you gotta send the .fla file?
hat toss: to submit one
davepoobond: yeah if you want
hat toss: whats another option?
hat toss: ok
hat toss: are you flash movies uploaded as swf?
hat toss: alright
hat toss: you put three periods at the end, i guess that means that was a no-brainer question :-\
hat toss: How did you pay for your dot com?
davepoobond: why do you care
hat toss: so i know if i paid for mine a decent way
hat toss: i used a money order
davepoobond: how much did you pay for yours
hat toss: like 5 or 6 bucks
davepoobond: that’s fine
hat toss: www.godaddy.com
hat toss: i REGISTERED it at go daddy, thats not my site
davepoobond: what’s your site then
hat toss: i wouldnt be caught dead registering a url like that
hat toss: that’s confidential, till i get billed
davepoobond: i thought you sent a money order
hat toss: (i dont like people looking at the who-is info)
hat toss: no
hat toss: online form
hat toss: did you use a credit card?
davepoobond: why do you care so much
davepoobond: if you pay for it you pay for it
hat toss: oh man
hat toss: that was good
hat toss: have you played ddr?
davepoobond: dungeons and dragons?
davepoobond: diddy kong racing?
hat toss: dance dance revolution, lol
hat toss: do you know what it is?
hat toss: i was in a competition, but this FUCKEN asian dude went right before me and he was like… on fire and i just dropped out
davepoobond: too bad
davepoobond: you could’ve been the ddr king
hat toss: he was wearing some visor upside down and sideways with his right pant leg rolled up… you could clearly see that this kid meant business
hat toss: dont you think that’s pretty intimidating?
hat toss: yeah, considering i wore a wife-beater and jeans
hat toss: whats a 6.9? a 69 interupted by a period
davepoobond: i’ve already got that joke on the site…
hat toss: hahaha, i crack myself up
hat toss: oh
hat toss: shit
hat toss: fuck
hat toss: dammit
hat toss: my bad
hat toss: do you accept racist jokes?
davepoobond: they’re jokes still
hat toss: ok, whats worse than a mexican and a burrito?
davepoobond: but i put it for both sides so it balances out
hat toss: oh, nevermind lol
hat toss: do you have “surenos” where you live?
hat toss: they’re some mexican gang
hat toss: nobody likes them
hat toss: what about bloods and crips?
davepoobond: i dont know, i dont go out asking what kinds of gangs we’ve got here
hat toss: haha
hat toss: by ‘here’, what do you mean?
hat toss: san diego??? hmm hmm hmm
hat toss: santa cruz????????
hat toss: one of those damn s’s
davepoobond: yeah sure, santa cruz
hat toss: thats pretty groovy
hat toss: i live in a place that’s initials are S.F.
hat toss: it has a bridge…..
hat toss: take a guess
davepoobond: san franco?
hat toss: SO CLOSE!!!
davepoobond: san fuckerslivehere
hat toss: san francISCo
hat toss: you almost had it
hat toss: eh fuck, i’ll give you the plus points anyway
davepoobond: what city is that, i never heard of that place
hat toss: seems that either you or your sister went to alcatraz
davepoobond: since when
hat toss: since you put the story up
davepoobond: exactly, its a story
davepoobond: i didnt actually go
hat toss: oh man
hat toss: my life’s ruined
davepoobond: why do you care so much
hat toss: i dont actualy
davepoobond: surreee ya dont
hat toss: ok fine you got me there….
hat toss: did you take the ferry boat?
hat toss: it’s two story
davepoobond: i dont remember, i wrote it in 9th grade
hat toss: we had one of those last year, i talked about tryign to join a gang
hat toss: it wasnt really
hat toss: actualy, it was kinda funny
davepoobond: did they shoot you in the arm
hat toss: no, the heart
hat toss: i joined up with a mexican gang,like actualy got the beating and “acceptance” then about 15 minutes after the free weed, i was like “you do realize that i am not mexican, right?”
hat toss: then their eyes glowed red and they attacked me
hat toss: but it was still worth is
hat toss: it*
hat toss: why does the S and the T gotta be SO GOD DAMN CLOSE?!
hat toss: do you keep those stupid notes?
hat toss: screwed up town
hat toss: the notes
hat toss: i see
hat toss: how did you think of that name….. Squackle
davepoobond: jo mama gave it to me
hat toss: how did she think of it?
hat toss: THAT BITCH!!!!!!!
hat toss: Donkmaster is a sell out. I’m gonna make a shrine in his sell out-ednessness honor, make comics about him and humiliate him. Its been about a year since he’s sold out.
hat toss: you never got aroudn to that
davepoobond: so what
hat toss: you should make Blow The Toad and donkmaster fight
hat toss: that would be great
davepoobond: i wouldn’t insult donkmaster like that
hat toss: ey??
hat toss: barqoa: to eat batteries with gratitude
hat toss: tappparv: to mean nothing
hat toss: there, two words just for you
blowthetoad: you do realise that the shit on my site is copyrighted, and you took it without permission, so i guess i could just take your layout withut permission?
blowthetoad: yeah, this is btt
davepoobond: i was talking about the first thing you said
blowthetoad: yeah, copyrighted dude……
blowthetoad: and you copyright it yourself…..
blowthetoad: why dont i just take your layout and copyright it?
davepoobond: well that’s different
davepoobond: i said that the pictures were from your site
blowthetoad: i never gave you permission to use them
blowthetoad: so then that means i can take the squackle layout and give you credit in some hard-to-find subpage?
davepoobond: i’m probably sending you a lotta traffic there pal
blowthetoad: no, actualy
blowthetoad: i have to problem with the dancing movies, they were funny, but it is still a good thing to ask about
davepoobond: and there’s no law against using something copyrighted in your own way as long as you do something original to it. i’m not taking something directly from your web site and putting it up
davepoobond: i’ve read the copyright laws
davepoobond: so don’t be playing this stuff with me
blowthetoad: ok then, i can take the squackle layout and just change the colors around and draw over dacky?
davepoobond: if you wanted to go ahead
davepoobond: but i dont see why
blowthetoad: what about just take the whole entire layout?
blowthetoad: dont tweak with it at all….
davepoobond: what would you need it for, you can make your own layout
davepoobond: its not that great anyway
blowthetoad: no, it isnt
blowthetoad: you should get a new layout with an iFrame so u dont gotta update the menu every single time u add a new thing
davepoobond: i dont already
davepoobond: i use SSI read up on it
davepoobond: you cant use it cause you’re on a free server
blowthetoad: haha, not any more buddy
blowthetoad: i host myself
davepoobond: well how about that
blowthetoad: with Apache
davepoobond: good JOB
blowthetoad: well, thank you
blowthetoad: how about this, just take the link to my site off squackle, so if people trying to find my site dont end up going to squackle and seeign the shit
blowthetoad: i mean, i got no prob with the flash movies, i dont care, but i dont want people trying to find my site going to yours
blowthetoad: just take off the text “brandonism” from yout site
blowthetoad: cuz my site’s dealing with digital photography, photoshop, blog, etc.
blowthetoad: just a personal art junkie site
blowthetoad: yours is well……
blowthetoad: not exactly in that category
blowthetoad: this way we will be sure to avoid the wrong viewers going to your site
davepoobond: but that’s not gonna matter..
davepoobond: i have links to casinos in the links
blowthetoad: search for brandonism
davepoobond: you can only benefit from a link from squackle
davepoobond: i’m not asking for one back
blowthetoad: …im not asking to be linked
blowthetoad: im just asking for my link to be taken off squackle
blowthetoad: so people trying to find my site, dont stumble onto yours
blowthetoad: well come on, be reasonable
davepoobond: ok fine if you want the url taken off, i’ll take the url off then
blowthetoad: oh joy
davepoobond: you think you’re so smart
davepoobond: you can’t fool me, yo
hat toss: you said yo
hat toss: no, i dont wanna join Squackle, and no, i do not know Blow The Toad
davepoobond: trying to act like you aren’t blowthetoad, but you are
davepoobond: and i never said anything about you joining squackle
hat toss: how could i be Blow The Toad?
davepoobond: there’s no way in hell that blowthetoad would’ve blocked you
hat toss: well he did
davepoobond: he wouldn’t be annoyed that easily
hat toss: you never know
hat toss: if he is 14 or 15
davepoobond: you stage an IM, because you’re on 2 different sns
hat toss: how
davepoobond: you tell me
hat toss: i cant
davepoobond: sure you can
davepoobond: ever heard of dead AIM
davepoobond: you seem to use it all the time there brandon
hat toss: no i have never heard of dead aim
hat toss: wait
hat toss: i think i have heard of it
davepoobond: NO REALLY
hat toss: and no i am not brandon
davepoobond: young blow brandon the toad
davepoobond: you can’t fool me
hat toss: Hey man, think hat you want
hat toss: i just came accross the site on google cuz my friend Dizeka told me to go there
hat toss: cuz you like pissed him off
hat toss: and to search his name in google
hat toss: yes
hat toss: dizeka
hat toss: type it in
hat toss: right on the top
davepoobond: i didnt even IM him
davepoobond: what are you talkin about
hat toss: “are you potty trained”
davepoobond: yeah i didn’t im him
davepoobond: and guess what
davepoobond: it was a SHE
hat toss: Dizeka isnt a girl man
davepoobond: ok fine
davepoobond: i read the IM now
Syfir: IM dizeka
davepoobond: she left
davepoobond: yeah i saw that
hat toss: looks like Syfir corrected you
davepoobond: that’s why i said “ok fine”
hat toss: i get it
davepoobond: ok how am i supposed to know that you’re not blowthetoad
davepoobond: how did i piss him off?
davepoobond: i didn’t even talk to him
hat toss: It doesnt matter to me what you think, i just IMd you to complement your work.
hat toss: he didnt actualy say “pissed me off”
hat toss: more like;
hat toss: “Hey search for my name on the net, some fool tried to mess with me”
hat toss: by tried, i guess he ment Syfir tried to get you to mess with him
hat toss: i dont know
davepoobond: ok, you used complement
davepoobond: that’s kind of a big word for blowthetoad
hat toss: DUde, i’m not Blow The Toad Blower
davepoobond: ok, i’ll believe you for now then
hat toss: OK thats fine
davepoobond: i cant help being cautious, that fool has a million sns he can go on at anytime
hat toss: lmao
davepoobond: he can be on like 3 at the same time
hat toss: I feel your pain
hat toss: i did actualy know one way to be on two sns at a time
hat toss: www.aim.com
hat toss: that aim express
hat toss: but you can tell
hat toss: by hoovering over the name and it only lets them chat
At the time, I was probably thinking it wasn’t him, but its obvious it was.
Later on, after #10609…
blowthetoad: hey are you on the screen name “HAT TOSS”?
blowthetoad: just be honest
davepoobond: why the hell would i be on that
davepoobond: i’m on this one
blowthetoad: to bother me
blowthetoad: dude, im past the squackle stage
davepoobond: that’s impossible, i’m on this one
blowthetoad: no, it’s possible
blowthetoad: how should i know?
davepoobond: i dunno, you’re the one assuming it was me
blowthetoad: im too busy jackin off and looking at squackle
davepoobond: unh hunh
blowthetoad pretended to be another character named “hat toss.” He pretended to have a conversation with himself to fool me into thinking that he was a different person. These are the series of chat logs regarding the “hat toss” “arc” in blowthetoad’s antics.
hat toss: hey tom
blowthetoad: me=not tom
hat toss: oh shit
hat toss: sorry bra
hat toss: i thought you was tom
blowthetoad: well im not
blowthetoad: now bye
hat toss: who says i am leaving?
blowthetoad: ugh, just… go away
hat toss: only if you tell me where tom is
blowthetoad: dude,that’s blackmale
hat toss: so now you’re gay and RACIST?
blowthetoad: no… look up blackmale in the dictionary
hat toss: tom has my dictionary, tell me where tom is and then i will
blowthetoad: dude, eat shit
hat toss: no way you faggot
hat toss: >:o
hat toss: yeah
blowthetoad: you think you’re so cool dont you?
blowthetoad: DONT YOU?!
hat toss: i do think i can be pretty groovy at some times
hat toss: if i do say so myself
blowthetoad: ok im done with you
hat toss: but im just starting
hat toss: AAAH
Previous message was not received by blowthetoad because of error: User blowthetoad is not available.
blowthetoad: michael jackson is a white n*gger, what does that make you?
davepoobond: your mom
davepoobond: oh HOOOO
davepoobond: got you there.
blowthetoad: oh man
blowthetoad: that was harsh
blowthetoad: i can play his beats on a bass, so uh…… wipe my ass
davepoobond: so what
davepoobond: that’s simple
blowthetoad: so i can play bass better than you
blowthetoad: and your mom
davepoobond: unh hunh..
blowthetoad: man….. i can even play the friggin’ pokemon theme song on bass
davepoobond: can you play metallica?
davepoobond: thought not
davepoobond: sure sure
blowthetoad: yes i can
davepoobond: unhh hunnhhhh
blowthetoad: but i can
blowthetoad: i play battery inc
davepoobond: that’s pretty sad that you bought a bass just because i do
blowthetoad: ive had it
blowthetoad: since i was what, 12?
davepoobond: sure ya did
blowthetoad: does your mom lean her head sideways when she eats a hamburger?
blowthetoad: and then the patty falls out the other end and blames you for it
davepoobond: no, she’s not like your mom. everyone doesnt have to be like someone in your family
blowthetoad: atleast i can play master of puppets
davepoobond: at least i can play pretty fly for a white guy
blowthetoad: at least i can play ice ice baby
blowthetoad: no man, that has good beats
davepoobond: i can do that 10folds better than you
blowthetoad: the guitar beta in the back is sick
blowthetoad: you dont even know what a fold is
davepoobond: yeah i do
blowthetoad: regardless, let a lone the number 10
blowthetoad: whats a fold smarty
blowthetoad: Smarty McFarty
blowthetoad: i made a funny 😎
blowthetoad: i play slow songs fast
davepoobond: i’m done talking to you blowthetoad
davepoobond: so go away
blowthetoad: ok, i am not blow the fucking toad
davepoobond: sure you are
blowthetoad: im past that stage
davepoobond: unh hunh
blowthetoad: waaaaaaaaay past it
davepoobond: sure ya are
blowthetoad: like, past XKP’S POKEMON PAGE
blowthetoad: member that shit yo?
blowthetoad: it was PHAT
davepoobond: dont need to
blowthetoad: i just like the gamebody games
blowthetoad: the old ones
blowthetoad: other than the show, cards, comics, and the merchandise, pokémon is really gay
blowthetoad: hey, i got more talent in html for your information
davepoobond: i bet you have sex with the pikachu oversized cards, what are you talking about
blowthetoad: not sex man…… LOVE
davepoobond: is that you on all the pictures
blowthetoad: =-O! you are pretty smart
blowthetoad: just check out my dog man….
blowthetoad: and my room
blowthetoad: WITH NO TV!!
blowthetoad: check out ‘myteeth.jpg’
blowthetoad: just got my braces off
blowthetoad: AND YOU CAN SEE MY FACE
blowthetoad: god dammit
blowthetoad: hey, im good at photoshop
blowthetoad: if you need photoshop skills…….
blowthetoad: come to me
blowthetoad: brandon harris
blowthetoad: not blowthetoad
blowthetoad: now when i go back to squackle i see how stupid i looked
blowthetoad: when i was 12
davepoobond: hallelujah, its an epiphany
davepoobond: make a flash card outta that
blowthetoad: click that when i say so
blowthetoad: sure its justin timberlake, but i made it for my girlfriend and it looks good
blowthetoad: its a background
blowthetoad: for the 1024×768 resolutions
blowthetoad: its still uploading
blowthetoad: dont click it yet
blowthetoad: ok click it
blowthetoad: my g/f likes it, you will too
blowthetoad: i think
blowthetoad: pretend it’s peewee herman, not justin timberlake
blowthetoad: its not him, its the skills
blowthetoad: rate it
davepoobond: ur page shut down foo
blowthetoad wants to directly connect.
blowthetoad: aim is more reliable
davepoobond declines request; no connection was made.
davepoobond: its ok
davepoobond: i saw it
blowthetoad: what do you think
davepoobond: “why the hell would you make it” comes to mind
blowthetoad: well, mainly because i was extremely bored, and it was a request
davepoobond: when i’m bored i go to sleep, i dont make a collage of justin timberlake
blowthetoad: that’s true………….
blowthetoad: but my girlfriend requested it man
blowthetoad: im not gonna fart in her face and go to bed
blowthetoad: but i wasnt tired, and it helps my portfolio
blowthetoad: maybe some gay single parent may want to pay me to make a collage of stone phillips….. who knows, he has money
blowthetoad: where did you register squackle.com?
HardcoreNothing2: moo cow like me smell
HardcoreNothing2: chessy croup
HardcoreNothing2: I almost forgot about, (he links to some virus site)
HardcoreNothing2: are you stupider then um…squirrels on crack
HardcoreNothing2: just wondering
HardcoreNothing2: cause the garden gnomes told me you were
HardcoreNothing2: and so did the gay little penguins runnin around in my house
HardcoreNothing2: hey you dont find me amusing
HardcoreNothing2: fine then
HardcoreNothing2: dot put this conversaion on your site
HardcoreNothing2: mr squacle dot com
davepoobond: why not
davepoobond: its pretty stupid
davepoobond: and you are too
davepoobond: har har
HardcoreNothing2: i know im stupid you cheese face
davepoobond: ohhh burnnn
HardcoreNothing2: <3 )~~~~ thats a mouse
HardcoreNothing2: you big granola doorknob
HardcoreNothing2: you should go kiss a miss with a diss and the hiss at the blyss thatkills your wrist
This was probably blowthetoad, but I have no idea, really.
blowthetoad: your profile sucks