Jingle Bells Song #7283

Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells

Batman smells

Robin laid an egg

Batmobile lost its wheel

and Joker got away

hey!

(repeat)

Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells

Batman smells

Robin laid an egg

Batmobile lost its wheel

and Joker took ballet

hey!

(repeat)

Batmans in the kitchen

Robins in the Hall

Joker’s in the bathroom

Peeing on the wall!

 

Jingle Bells Song #7210: Jingle Balls

Jingle Balls

Jingle Balls

run across a field

oh what fun

it is to run

free-balling all the way

hey!

 

Jingle Balls

Jingle Balls

swing across a tree

Now you’re like George of the Jungle

‘cept the squirrels gave you rabies

hey!

 

Jingle Balls

Jingle Balls

walk into a seven-eleven

they won’t want you to be there

you’re bad for business

and they don’t want to be gay

hey!