Hello, my name is Dave. Yes, this is my web site.
I like to laugh, and I like funny things. It just so happens that I make lots of funny things as well. I’ve got plenty of ideas swirling through my brain, and if I’m lucky enough, they’ll be created one day. I am a film major, professional video editor, and a self-proclaimed film buff. I have seen more than 1100 films of all genres, from campy to award-winning. I spend a lot of my days creating, writing, drawing (badly) and posting new stuff on this web site. I currently work as a professional video editor who owns and operates a professional humor web site in a professional fashion full of professional posts that are very professional in its subsequent profession. I am a Professor of Stupid.
If you would like to contact me for business, advertising, job opportunities, or the web site as a whole, please contact me at email@example.com .
I am also an amateur games journalist, working for 6 years (2004 to 2010) as a writer/public relations manager for a small gaming web site known as GamersMark (which is now defunct). During my time there, I had reviewed/previewed 100+ games in a professional capacity, and attended three separate E3 events, as well as other various PR events for games (such as WWE Smackdown vs Raw, where I had The Miz and Dolph Zigler/Cody Rhodes on two different occasions look upon one of my create-a-character creations in disbelief). I also posted countless news articles during my time there.
All the things I’ve personally authored on the site, that are significant enough to deem as “my work” are here:
Content that is tagged with “The DPB Tag” are articles that I deem as important pieces of writing and other things that I have created. As almost all the content on here isn’t necessarily what you’d see on a regular blog, it is necessary to distinguish this type of content that holds the sort of classification of content on this site that corresponds with my personal creative abilities. This tag is accessible from the following link:
My jobs on the web site are as follow:
Main web designer (knows basic HTML only), main publicist, marketing representative, the main guy, the only guy that updates the site, the only guy that works on this site, the only guy that you’ll see saying things in the updates most of the time, the guy that you should reference to when you talk about this site. Business legislator of foreign and domestic affairs, web site organizer, web site attorney, as well as single and looking ::wink::.
Notable contributors on the web site are:
Nose – funny guy, mostly emotional support. Stopped giving stuff in 2000. “I’m a psychotic porn star midget. I like oily foods and cheese. Grease is your friend. I also like 1950′s foreign horror films and sniffing glue and other substances. I also play the guitar.”
stimpyismyname – story writer, game programmer, other junk. Occasionally gives stuff to put up. “I play guitar, I like video games and movies”
elmoisfurry – wrote stuff, but stopped doing a lot in 2001. Mostly emotional support. “knows how to play the bass, but plays bagpipes and eats haggis”
Fajita Bum – made Dacky (the duck), mostly emotional support. Has never actually made anything except for Dacky. “I like potato cakes, fajita bums, and poopy tarts”
Blind Bubba – emotional support.
Soup Nazi – mostly emotional support. “uahhh…ahh..what did I say? You’re writing that down!? uhh cheese makes you fat duhhuh and constipated and dave is very weird and he will trade you in for a monkey anytime”
Holmes – A funny guy, however hasn’t really played an active role in the web site recently. Only person that was a Squackle Member who is an acquaintance over the Internet. “theres nothing left in my right brain and theres nothing right in my left brain, hows a man suppose to think?”
Elias – He is a writer or something… “I’m a lousy piece of ass, and I should know, because I’ve been there almost every time.”