This was a group effort by davepoobond, elmoisfurry, Nose, and stimpyismyname.
INT. HOUSE – DAY
A cockatiel is on a recliner. People are bowing down to it. Another person brings a piece of bread and puts it in front of the bird. The bird eats a little of the bread, and the last person that came in, starts bowing down as well, with the other.
CUT TO: EXT. GRASSY FIELD – DAY
A BUTTERBEE is pollinating the flowers
I’m pollinating the flowers!
2 PEOPLE come over.
Oh, what a pretty butterfly!
The Butterbee goes crazy and beats them up. Afterwards, he goes back to pollinating.
CUT TO: INT. HOUSE – DAY
ACTIVIST is in a cage. A DOG is outside the cage. The dog looks into the cage, “smiling” and the ACTIVIST is pawing at the cage happily.
CUT TO: SWIMMING POOL – DAY
3 people jump out of a pool and they swim around like otters. The camera tilts to a DUCK’s wing that has pieces of bread on it.
The 3 people start looking at the camera, and act up.
(at same time)
Bread! Bread! Bread! Bread!
The DUCK throws in the bread.
(at same time, while punching at each other and grabbing the bread)
Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
DISSOLVE TO: ACTIVIST’s EYE – Day
The camera zooms out from the ACTIVIST’s eye. We see the activist holding a piece of paper above his head, that says: ANIMAL RIGHTS.