A kid is sitting on his bed in his room staring at the wall. His room is a mess and he looks extremely bored….

 

Kid: “Gosh I’m bored! I’ve already jerked off 12 times in a row, now theres nothing to do.”

 

The mom is heard offscreen.

 

Mom: “CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKEN ROOM!”

 

Kid: “SHUT THE FUCK UP! I’LL CLEAN UP MY ROOM IF YOU BRING ME TO SOME PLACE GOOD.”

 

Mom: “HELL NO! IF YOU CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM I’LL BRING YOU TO A PLACE THATS CHEAP AND CRAPPY.”

 

Suddenly a talking large piece of shit appears in the kids room.

 

Poop: “A-HYUCK! HI THERE!”

 

Kid: “WHAT THE FUCK?”

 

Poop: “Here i’ll help ya clean up your room so we can go to Poop E. Pizza!”

 

Kid: “…..uh ok…whatever.”

 

They run through the room really fast cleaning everything up.

 

Poop: “A-HYUCK! NOW LETS GO TO POOP E. PIZZA!”

 

Suddenly there in Poop E. Pizza and a whole bunch of kids are running around. But they all are sad because the place smells really bad. Also the place is an underground child labor workshop.

 

Kid: “THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE SHIT!”

 

Poop: “A-HYUCK! Of course it does! NOW GET TO WORK!”

 

The piece of shit ties the kid up to a carriage and starts whippin him.

 

Poop: “YOUR ALL DOGS! WORK HARDER!”

 

Mom: “Wow….I’m so glad I brought my child to Poop E. Pizza!”

 

Poop: “A-HYUCK!”

 

The piece of shit throws pizza topped with shit at allthe kids and all the kids are crying while there getting whipped.

 

(end)