i made this thing for a skit that we were doing in school about this subject. of course, all the juicy parts were cut out and made into a 30 sec piece in a skit that really fuckin sucked because it was cut
KKK guy 2
KKK guy 3
KKK guy 4
(the mom is just standing in the middle of the room staring at a wall)
(daughter comes in yelling)
daughter (yelling): mommy, mommy! i’m home from school!
(the mother and daughter run around the room 2 times)
mother: what did you learn today in school, daughter?!?!?!!?!?!
daughter: we learned about a time period called Reconstruction, which took place after the Civil War!
mother: oh, that’s nice!!!
(daughter and mother run around the room again)
daughter: mommy, what is the KKK?
(mother gasps and grabs daughter by the shoulders and pins her to the wall)
mother: never speak those 3 letters in this house again!
daughter: but it was only 1 letter 3 times!
mother: glah glah glah! the KKK is a very bad thing! they beat people down just because of their race, because after the Civil War, they opposed Reconstruction! They joined the Democratic party! Do you see what i mean???
(outside, 4 KKK guys are parading on the sidewalk cheering the same thing over and over)
KKK guy: boo!
KKK guy 2: Bill Clinton forever!
KKK guy 3: whee!!
KKK guy 4: down with Reconstruction!
mother: oh nooo!!!! they’ve come!
daughter (yelling at KKK guys): wasn’t Reconstruction over a hundred years ago?
KKK guy 4: ….OOPS! uh…BEAT HER DOWN, NOW!!!!!!!
KKK guys: gggggggglllllllllllaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
(KKK guys run at daughter and daughter falls)
mother: nooo!! leave my daughter alone!
KKK guy 2: NO! we like kicking people in the head until they bleed! she hasn’t started bleeding yet, so we can’t stop!
KKK guy: this is fun!
KKK guy 3: whee!!! KICK! KICK! KICK!
daughter: ouch! stop it you meanies!
KKK guy (thinking for a few seconds): hmm…no
mother: aggghhhh!! help! help!
(mother runs around the room a couple times)
KKK guy: hey! this is getting boring, lets go to a 7 11 and beat some Pepsis and cream sodas out of guys over there!!!
KKK guys: YEAH!!!!
(KKK guys run out)
mother (going over to daughter): do you see now? They beat people up for no reason!
daughter: oh…i didn’t understand that until i got beaten…
mother: YAY! you’ve learned!
(mother and daughter run around the room screaming and laughing)