XI: are u in the ira?
LyCelt: my dad owns the IRA.
XI: do u guys go out drinking a lot of booze
LyCelt: yes we get shitefaced every night.
LyCelt: in fact, I’m shitefaced right now.
LyCelt: I’m the master bomb wirer so they hit me up with some Guinness and cherry flavoured cigars and I get working!
XI: woa that is so kewl.
LyCelt: YES SO WHERE ARE MY SUPPLIES?! I gotta bomb me some 2 story buses!!!!
XI: -hides- i dont know where u supplies are
XI: maybe you left them in the garage?
LyCelt: WE DON’T HAVE A GARAGE. My dumbass uncle Patrick blew it up last week.
LyCelt: That stupid Mick, doesn’t know his left arm from his right pinky toe!
XI: r u serios?????? is he retarded or something???!!!!
LyCelt: no he is just crazy like all of us.
XI: o i c
XI: do you eat potatoes
LyCelt: Who in the hell DOESN’T eat potatoes?!
XI: u have a point
XI: but u are supposed to eat potatoes
LyCelt: AND WHY IS THAT?!
XI: cus ur irish n irish people eat lot of potatoes.
LyCelt: WE DO NOT!
LyCelt: HOW ABOUT I TAKE A TATER AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE FOR THAT COMMENT?!
XI: i dont mean to offend u.
LyCelt: I’LL GET MY UNCLE PATRICK TO BLOW UP YOUR GARAGE IF YOU DON’T STFU AND STOP MAKING RACIST COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
XI: ok sorry
XI: gtg bye
XI signed off at 4:12 PM