#5918: Holmes -> GODS SOLDIER

Holmes: i love god!!!!

GODS SOLDIER: huh

GODS SOLDIER: love ya to?

GODS SOLDIER: bye

Holmes: wait…

GODS SOLDIER: heheh i dont know you

Holmes: rember me, i’m tim…

GODS SOLDIER: ?

Holmes: you don’t remeber me? thats gratitude for ya, you SERIOUSLY don’t remeber me?

Holmes: come on think, last year?

GODS SOLDIER: um huh

GODS SOLDIER: i need more detail

Holmes: well we were at church together and i said: “God damn, if i don’t get some corn bread and a piece of spam i’m gonna turn to satan” in that wierd redneck voice and we both died laughing, you don’t remeber that?

GODS SOLDIER: oh

GODS SOLDIER: yea

GODS SOLDIER: um no

GODS SOLDIER: BYE

Holmes: make up your MIND

GODS SOLDIER: LOL

Holmes: yeah no, what is it?

GODS SOLDIER: bye

GODS SOLDIER: i dont know you

GODS SOLDIER: bye

Holmes: yeah you do i was just playin…

GODS SOLDIER: um ok

GODS SOLDIER: who are you man

Holmes: i just wanted to say godsoldier that i love god and maybe he did kick me out of heaven and spank me for not cleaning his boots the right way, but i…i…LOVE YOU MAN

GODS SOLDIER: look

GODS SOLDIER: bye

Holmes: where are you going?

GODS SOLDIER: soemwere

Holmes: here or there?

GODS SOLDIER: dont email me anymore

Holmes: ???

Holmes: whats e-mail?

Holmes: when people ignore me i go PSYCHO!!!!!!!

Holmes: ble blah dooby do da day bob dole do you take this goat to be your wife?

Holmes: I can feel my brain cracking, i’m going to go eat myself…

Holmes: talk to you later and remeber one important thing that i’m going to tell you about life…

Holmes: wear pants…

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