Headless Jeff: HELLEW!!!!
Censored Name: hey
Censored Name: sup whos this
Headless Jeff: Do I know me?
Headless Jeff: Do you know you?
Censored Name: what is ur name
Headless Jeff: oh my name is Bill, Bill Clinton.
Censored Name: hahaha really
Headless Jeff: and I’m runnin for the president of Bosnia and Herzegovinia and I was wonderin if I can count on your vote.
Censored Name: what is ur name please tell me
Censored Name: ya whatever
Headless Jeff: can I count on you to vote for me?
Censored Name: whatever
Headless Jeff: good cause in that country they legalize affairs and I wanna take my wonderful wife Hilary and my wonderful other wife Monica and my wonderful husband Al
Headless Jeff: so what is up as you young american citizens say?
Censored Name: if ur name is bob ross or rork
Censored Name: tell me
Headless Jeff: how old are you surgar? I’m 207 years of age but I look in my 50’s
Headless Jeff: what do young american civilized teens do these days?
Censored Name: lol i dunno ask ur monica what we do
Headless Jeff: sure just a second MONICA SWEETIE PIE!!!!!!
Headless Jeff: NOT YOU HILARY GET OFF ME!!!
Censored Name: omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Headless Jeff: omg stands for Ostiches Mooning George right? I just hate that George Bush
Headless Jeff: hello?
Headless Jeff: well I guess I can’t count on your vote then bye
Headless Jeff: but remember…
Headless Jeff: VOTE FOR BILL SECOND TO NILL!