D-Fiance: I eat chicken
Swift Rider: tastes good dont it
Swift Rider: and you are?
D-Fiance: uh huh
D-Fiance: I am me and you are you and we like to eat chickens from the zoo
Swift Rider: nah man the chickens from the zoo be all nasty dawg…they dont ahve no seasoning or anything. you need the chicken from KFC, or churches or some shit
Swift Rider: or from leroys down on the street corner
D-Fiance: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE?!?!?!
Swift Rider: your the ninja….you tell me
D-Fiance: hmmmm, you at me window?
D-Fiance: AHHHH!!!! oh wait, just a tree
D-Fiance: you dont know where I live, and you dont know chicken from doo doo
Swift Rider: tsk tsk tsk….a tru ninja would have to ask these qustions. they are the masters of thier enviroment and know this type of stuff
D-Fiance: those are magik ninjaz!!
D-Fiance: you stinky foot
Swift Rider: ayyiyo who is this?
Swift Rider: do i even know you
D-Fiance: YOU TELL ME!!! you wierdo, you IMed me!!
D-Fiance: you better know me
Swift Rider: LOOKY HEAH!!!! YOU BE THE ONE THAT IMed ME TALKING ABOUT YOU EAT CHICKEN. SO YOU ARE THE ONE THAT NEEDS TO KNOW SOMEBODY
D-Fiance: Hmmmmm you got a point there
D-Fiance: WAIT, YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE!
Swift Rider: do we we have evidence to support such a statement
D-Fiance: no, but we we have a mutual agreement
Swift Rider: that would require me knowing the the person behind the screenname. and seeing how i dont know this person we have no mutal agreement as to the fact that i know where you live, thus i am not a stalker
D-Fiance: a stalker is a stalker does, PLLLLL
D-Fiance: I had a second half uncle that was a stalker
D-Fiance: you know a Louie… Louie winnabego?
Swift Rider: nope
D-Fiance: would you bet your life on it?
Swift Rider: hmmmm…..well not to someone who i dont know hell no. and not even to someone i do know.
D-Fiance: GOD DAMNIT!!! THATS A RETORICAL QUESTION YOU DONT ANSWER IT!!!
Swift Rider: you do to piss people off
Swift Rider: i see it worked
D-Fiance: I can run fast
Swift Rider: do you even know my name?
Swift Rider: what is it then/
Swift Rider: you wanna try again there dawg
Swift Rider: uh uh
D-Fiance: oh I know, Ralph
Swift Rider: you IMed some dude you dont even know?
Swift Rider: talking about you like chicken
D-Fiance: I said Evan, didn you hear me Zack?
D-Fiance: Larry, I meant to say Kevin
D-Fiance: wait, I know your name!!!
Swift Rider: ::sighs:: who is thie really?
Swift Rider: this*
D-Fiance: You dont remember me Sean?
D-Fiance: Chris, you should know
Swift Rider: sean might remember you, chris migh recall who you are but swift rder dont have a clue you are
D-Fiance: …… Oooh Oooh your name is Swift
Swift Rider: whateva man
D-Fiance: I eat chicken
Swift Rider: me too…..ayyiyo, im just want to be sure..do i truly know you?
D-Fiance: Do you know Jesus?
Swift Rider: yeah hes a pretty cool man
D-Fiance: Then you know me!
Swift Rider: funny, i dont remember jesus having access to the internet
D-Fiance: Exactly!!! and that is why I am here talking to you now!!
Swift Rider: about chicken?
D-Fiance: Whos said chicken?
D-Fiance: I heard chicken!!
Swift Rider: ayyiyo hold on brb
D-Fiance: WHERE ARE YOU, WHY DO YOU LEAVE ME LIKE THIS?!?!?!
D-Fiance: fine bye… I guess you dont love me anymore
D-Fiance: it could have been fun
D-Fiance: we could have had good times
D-Fiance: long nights
D-Fiance: great days
D-Fiance: but I guess thats just a dream now…..
D-Fiance: bye my only wonder