#5876: D-Fiance -> Swift Rider

D-Fiance: I eat chicken

Swift Rider: tastes good dont it

Swift Rider: and you are?

D-Fiance: uh huh

D-Fiance: I am me and you are you and we like to eat chickens from the zoo

Swift Rider: nah man the chickens from the zoo be all nasty dawg…they dont ahve no seasoning or anything. you need the chicken from KFC, or churches or some shit

Swift Rider: or from leroys down on the street corner

D-Fiance: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE?!?!?!

D-Fiance: STALKER!!!

Swift Rider: your the ninja….you tell me

D-Fiance: hmmmm, you at me window?

D-Fiance: AHHHH!!!! oh wait, just a tree

D-Fiance: you dont know where I live, and you dont know chicken from doo doo

Swift Rider: tsk tsk tsk….a tru ninja would have to ask these qustions. they are the masters of thier enviroment and know this type of stuff

D-Fiance: those are magik ninjaz!!

D-Fiance: you stinky foot

Swift Rider: ayyiyo who is this?

Swift Rider: do i even know you

D-Fiance: YOU TELL ME!!! you wierdo, you IMed me!!

D-Fiance: you better know me

Swift Rider: LOOKY HEAH!!!! YOU BE THE ONE THAT IMed ME TALKING ABOUT YOU EAT CHICKEN. SO YOU ARE THE ONE THAT NEEDS TO KNOW SOMEBODY

D-Fiance: Hmmmmm you got a point there

D-Fiance: WAIT, YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE!

D-Fiance: STALKER!!!

Swift Rider: do we we have evidence to support such a statement

D-Fiance: no, but we we have a mutual agreement

Swift Rider: that would require me knowing the the person behind the screenname. and seeing how i dont know this person we have no mutal agreement as to the fact that i know where you live, thus i am not a stalker

D-Fiance: a stalker is a stalker does, PLLLLL

D-Fiance: I had a second half uncle that was a stalker

D-Fiance: you know a Louie… Louie winnabego?

Swift Rider: nope

D-Fiance: would you bet your life on it?

Swift Rider: hmmmm…..well not to someone who i dont know hell no. and not even to someone i do know.

D-Fiance: GOD DAMNIT!!! THATS A RETORICAL QUESTION YOU DONT ANSWER IT!!!

Swift Rider: you do to piss people off

Swift Rider: i see it worked

D-Fiance: hmmm

D-Fiance: I can run fast

Swift Rider: do you even know my name?

D-Fiance: Yep

Swift Rider: what is it then/

D-Fiance: mike

Swift Rider: you wanna try again there dawg

D-Fiance: Ted

Swift Rider: uh uh

D-Fiance: really?

D-Fiance: oh I know, Ralph

Swift Rider: you IMed some dude you dont even know?

Swift Rider: talking about you like chicken

D-Fiance: I said Evan, didn you hear me Zack?

D-Fiance: Larry, I meant to say Kevin

D-Fiance: wait, I know your name!!!

D-Fiance: Don!!!

Swift Rider: ::sighs:: who is thie really?

Swift Rider: this*

D-Fiance: You dont remember me Sean?

D-Fiance: Chris, you should know

Swift Rider: sean might remember you, chris migh recall who you are but swift rder dont have a clue you are

D-Fiance: …… Oooh Oooh your name is Swift

Swift Rider: whateva man

D-Fiance: I eat chicken

Swift Rider: me too…..ayyiyo, im just want to be sure..do i truly know you?

D-Fiance: Do you know Jesus?

Swift Rider: yeah hes a pretty cool man

D-Fiance: Then you know me!

Swift Rider: funny, i dont remember jesus having access to the internet

D-Fiance: Exactly!!! and that is why I am here talking to you now!!

Swift Rider: about chicken?

D-Fiance: Whos said chicken?

D-Fiance: I heard chicken!!

D-Fiance: WHERE?!?!?!

Swift Rider: ayyiyo hold on brb

D-Fiance: Hello?

D-Fiance: HELLO?

D-Fiance: WHERE ARE YOU, WHY DO YOU LEAVE ME LIKE THIS?!?!?!

D-Fiance: fine bye… I guess you dont love me anymore

D-Fiance: it could have been fun

D-Fiance: we could have had good times

D-Fiance: long nights

D-Fiance: great days

D-Fiance: but I guess thats just a dream now…..

D-Fiance: bye my only wonder

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